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Police Investigating Death at Fortune Cookie Company
Houston Press ^
| 4/29/14
| Camilo Smith
Posted on 04/29/2014 7:57:08 PM PDT by smokingfrog
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All their manufacturing is automated, with the exception of one line. This allows many parts of the process to be done manually so that small amounts of fortune cookies can be made with special messages.
How is it they know he’s a 26 year old man, but don’t know his identity, I wonder?
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posted on
04/29/2014 7:58:10 PM PDT
by
smokingfrog
( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
To: smokingfrog
"Police Investigating Death at Fortune Cookie Company.... Hmmm ... sound like Man who work at Fortune Cookie Factory have bad fortune!
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posted on
04/29/2014 7:59:52 PM PDT
by
R_Kangel
( "A Nation of Sheep ..... Will Beget ..... a Nation Ruled by Wolves.")
To: smokingfrog
“Do not get mixed up today or fate will mix with you.”
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posted on
04/29/2014 8:00:25 PM PDT
by
Rembrandt
(Part of the 51% who pay Federal taxes)
To: smokingfrog
“With patience and perseverance, you will be rolling in dough”
To: smokingfrog
“Take care not to get mixed up in your work”
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posted on
04/29/2014 8:00:40 PM PDT
by
G Larry
(In the beginning there was "Right" and "Wrong" and we've been compromising in the "Wrong" direction)
With patience and perseverance, you will be rolling in dough "in bed"
To: smokingfrog
How come Maxwell Smart comes to mind when i read that and the Get Smart Show
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posted on
04/29/2014 8:02:16 PM PDT
by
al baby
(Hi MomÂ…)
To: smokingfrog
Confucius say man who thinks of way to get rich instead of attending to his job at hand can get into some serious dough.
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posted on
04/29/2014 8:03:33 PM PDT
by
coloradan
(The US has become a banana republic, except without the bananas - or the republic.)
To: Rembrandt
You would think that he would have seen that coming.
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posted on
04/29/2014 8:03:38 PM PDT
by
The Antiyuppie
("When small men cast long shadows, then it is very late in the day.")
To: smokingfrog
“You have an unusual equipment for success, use it properly.”
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posted on
04/29/2014 8:05:42 PM PDT
by
DannyTN
To: DannyTN
“Unleash your life force.”
“Bread today is better than cake tomorrow.”
“Seize every second of your life and savor it.”
“the project on your mind will soon gain momentum”
Note to self: I got that last one recently. Stay away from machines especially large cookie batter machines.
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posted on
04/29/2014 8:11:44 PM PDT
by
DannyTN
To: smokingfrog
Im always a fan of the cookies that have the lotto numbers printed on the back
To: smokingfrog
Terminator got him. John Connor was going to eat some of those fortune cookies.
/johnny
To: smokingfrog
Amazing thing is, we export this crap to China.
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posted on
04/29/2014 8:18:33 PM PDT
by
1rudeboy
To: smokingfrog
Many years ago our company showed us photos of a man who had been caught in the drive shaft of a large air fan. It was not pretty.
The company often did this as a warning to BE SAFE!
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posted on
04/29/2014 8:22:38 PM PDT
by
Ruy Dias de Bivar
(Sometimes you need 7+ more ammo. LOTS MORE.)
To: smokingfrog
and apparently, special fillings.
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posted on
04/29/2014 8:28:52 PM PDT
by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: smokingfrog
i wonder if he got a cookie that day that said something about having a bad day.
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posted on
04/29/2014 8:29:45 PM PDT
by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: smokingfrog
“you should call in sick today.”
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posted on
04/29/2014 8:30:16 PM PDT
by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: JRandomFreeper
The 26 year old victim was killed by a machine, but it wasn't the mixer...
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posted on
04/29/2014 8:38:45 PM PDT
by
smokingfrog
( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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