I’d call it more of a country-boy catastrophe. It involved a barbeque, a lotta beer, some recollection about “here, hold my beer” and, poof! Them things was nowhere to be found! They just up and disappeared!
That seems to be going around lately. All my more interesting firearms disappeared after a brief Alien Abduction.
I suspect they’re somewhere around Sirius by now.
That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it. . . (grin)