Heh. That’s funny right there.
When my dad comes down from Cincy, we take him out to eat a lot. He always remarks how FAR we have to drive to get to the restaurants - a whopping five miles, which is also about five minutes (two if I’m drivin’). I have a little over an acre in a rural area of Yuppieville. He tells everyone that I “own land.” *snort*
Yup. Lived in western NM and CO for about 15 years. Trips of 50 miles to shop or eat weren’t uncommon.
Went to New England on business, and the people I was working with were appalled at the idea of driving 10 miles to a restaurant.
LOL