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electric chairs are only manufactured in a foreign country and few are available...
Then just stick ‘em in a tub of water and drop in a plugged-in toaster.
Now just a dang minute! I'm not gettin' sent off in no Chinese electric chair! I mean, the instructions alone: "To the calf the silver globe affix strap with the harmonious enthusiasm be careful not to tighten the fixture more than five or else the results. User must call customer support for an RMA before sending back for refund or replacement."
I guess it could be worse than Chinese. Anyone who's ever owned a British sports car must shudder at the dread name of Lucas Electric. And the contract will be awarded to the lowest bidder. Crikey.