Posted on 05/23/2014 10:14:34 AM PDT by blam
Hint; EBT CARDS
Because the old pumpkin patch is not as safe as it used to be........or....... Obama is just expanding his civilian army!
I totally forgot about the weapons aspect of all this. A cow armed with, say, a shovel would be a formidable opponent. So if a UDSA officer sees a cow walking towards a shovel, better to shoot first and ask questions later.
Scouts Out! Cavalry Ho!
LOL, yes shovels as well as hooves could be considered a dangerous weapons as well. Look what those bulls did to the matadors.
USDA inspectors have learned the bovines have NVGs and IEDs?
insurgents now have pumpkin cannons!
Soon all Feds will be forced to live in protected compounds...not unlike Feudal times.
USDA needs this firepower to defend themselves against any farmers who might be armed with a hammer.
There are probably at least two reasons for these recent weapon purchases by nonmilitary agencies.(A) the members of the Federal Government are scared to death on what is coming. They know they are bungling and corrupt. There is probably a groundswell of anti-government hatred. (B) They are raising the price of weapons and ammunition so high that people cannot afford them. In short, a means of “gun control.”
Ever since the days of the hated Federal Surplus Relief Corporation (1933), an authoritarian, police state agency created by FDR to destroy farmers crops and livestock (including six million pigs) without recompense, farmers and other people living in rural areas have distrusted the federal government.
Back then, a convoy of cars and trucks would show up at a farm, seize their stores, kill their animals, and tell them they were no longer farmers, and to go to the cities to eat from soup kitchens or starve.
The vast majority meekly complied, because it happened so swiftly, and they have few serious guns, perhaps a shotgun or pistol, and faced Tommy guns, just like what the gangsters in the cities used.
Today, however, we have communications, and more and better guns.
More weapons and ammo stockpiled for the resistance!
More weapons and ammo stockpiled for the resistance!
Published 1996. Pretty good call by Ross!
When angry, plant life can be REALLY threatening.
...until someone snaps. And then we have Marshal Law.
Bingo. We have a winner. Let’s hope cooler heads prevail. Although I get ‘shooting’ mad sometimes I have to think of the innocents who always pay the price.
Sort of like an “assault weapon,” or an “assault-type weapon,” only a little more vague.
Dang right!
All those guns in the hands of all of those creeps, won’t stop that certain somebody standing behind them, when they are getting their morning coffee.
Just thought i’d give all those creeps a pleasant thought, on a weekend that is supposed to commemorate those who died for freedom.
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