Obama: I might have been concussed

The Hill ^ | May 29, 2014 | Justin Sink

[GeronL]

He fell down once while high on coke?

[mountainlion]

I think he got tapped in the back of the head by a 2x4 to “get his attention”

[ConservingFreedom]

He played football?

He played tight end and wide receiver.

[Izzy Dunne]

I looked up the word once, and wished I hadn’t.

I forgot exactly what it is.

Now there’s a YooToob video about it?

[ealgeone]

"I've seen in my visits to wounded warriors, traumatic brain injury is one of the signature issues of the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan," Obama said.

When and where did he visit with our soldiers????

[Will88]

Obama: I might have been concussed

Yeah, right, and if Slick or Hillary were presiding over this conference, they'd both say they'd "been concussed", too, and make up some implausible story to try and make it sound real.

This phony attempt to put themselves personally into every situation that becomes part of a national discussion seems to be an incurable disease of today's prominent Dims.

[TurkeyLurkey]

Ah, com’on, couldn’t you have posted a barf alert

[beelzepug]

He needs to be felched with a honey badger.

[gwgn02]

Liar in Chief will make up any story to further the cause of emasculating American culture of its manly sports because Obama is a wimp and beta male poser.

[max americana]

Did this asshole hit his head over a teleprompter?

[Jack Hydrazine]

ROFLMAO!!!

[blackdog]

Hard to sustain a concussion when you’re head is inside your colon.

[Red Badger]

BACKFIELD IN MOTION
Mel & Tim
Words and music by M. McPherson and M. Harden

Backfield in motion, yeah,
I’m gonna have to penalize you
Backfield in motion, baby,
You know that’s against the rules.
Off side and holdin, yeah,
You ought a be ashamed of yourself baby
Offside and holdin yeah,
Holdin on to some one else
You know you’re cheatin baby,
Ffakin the bout
You know you’re balking, baby,
(oh yeah) strike three you’re out
And I caught you with
Backfield in motion, yeah,
I’m gonna have to penalize you
Backfield in motion, baby,
You know that’s against the rules.

First down you start cheatin’ on me
Second down, I was too blind to see
Third down, you know I love you so
Fourth down, baby I got to let you go,
Cus I caught you with your
Backfield in motion, yeah,
I’m gonna have to penalize you
Backfield in motion, baby,
You know that’s against the rules.
Now you will see, ah yeah, just how I felt
You beat me to the punch honey,
But you hit me below the belt
And I caught you with your
Backfield in motion, yeah,
I’m gonna have to penalize you
Backfield in motion, baby,
You know that’s against the rules.
Backfield in motion, backfield in motion...
Backfield in motion, backfield in motion...

FADE

[unixfox]

He played football?.......yeah, like I really, really believe that....................

He meant Hacky Sack.

[tumblindice]

After studying his teammates in the shower just a little too closely one too many times and being told, “Get out or we’ll knock you out!” morphed into, “Football concussed my head.”

Me me me me me ... 0’s talks have turned into Italian opera.

[CincyRichieRich]

He has indeed been cussed at in my house. I’m with you on that, so, “con-cussed” is accurate.

[beelzepug]

“...that ringing sensation in my head...”

That was Chrissy Matthews’ leg tingling.

[molson209]

does that explain the Scar on his head

[mikrofon]

"When I was young and played football briefly, there were a couple times where I'm sure that that ringing sensation in my head and the needing to sit down for a while might have been a mild concussion

Yeah, he took an errant throw of a Nerf ball in the head during dorm-room "horseplay"...

[redhead]

The poor thing... He just can’t STAND that Hillary got publicity about her “head injury,” and nobody even LOOKED at him for a whole day or two. Gotta get in there. Too bad we can’t see a picture of him wearing Hillary’s goofy “birth-control” glasses. That would be incontrovertible proof, you know.