[Second Amendment First]

I think he meant sodomized.

[murrie]

I’m sorry. ROTFL. There are so many jokes here....

[tx_eggman]

Piss off you narcissistic prick ... it doesn’t always have to be about you.

[beethovenfan]

Now he’s just cussed.

[justlurking]

President Obama said Thursday that he may have suffered from mild concussions while playing football in his childhood.

I think you can drop the "may", and substitute "severe" for "mild".

The resulting brain damage is as good an explanation as any for your behavior as an adult.

[gura]

[DainBramage]

CORNHOLED

[Vinylly]

So that’s what ails him. He has an excuse for everything. I thought he would say Bush hit him on the head.

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

#youcantmakethisshitup

SMH.

[Red Badger]

He played football?.......yeah, like I really, really believe that....................

[Sacajaweau]

That’s what that coke stuff does to you...makes you feel concussed.

[Jim Robinson]

Concussed? This is how he explains away his incompetency? No thanks.

Impeach the nincompoop!!

[PATRIOT1876]

I wonder if that’s when the voices in his head began to tell him, “Destroy America! Socialism good. Prosperity for others is bad. Prosperity is ONLY for you Barry.. Only you...ONLY YOU!...”

And the voices continue.

[BookmanTheJanitor]

Did Obama actually talk about himself? That’s highly unusual ...(extreme sarcasm)

[ThomasMore]

Nahhh...he meant he got dame bramaged!

[mountainlion]

I think he got tapped in the back of the head by a 2x4 to “get his attention”

[ealgeone]

"I've seen in my visits to wounded warriors, traumatic brain injury is one of the signature issues of the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan," Obama said.

When and where did he visit with our soldiers????

[Will88]

Obama: I might have been concussed

Yeah, right, and if Slick or Hillary were presiding over this conference, they'd both say they'd "been concussed", too, and make up some implausible story to try and make it sound real.

This phony attempt to put themselves personally into every situation that becomes part of a national discussion seems to be an incurable disease of today's prominent Dims.

[TurkeyLurkey]

Ah, com’on, couldn’t you have posted a barf alert

[max americana]

Did this asshole hit his head over a teleprompter?

[tumblindice]

After studying his teammates in the shower just a little too closely one too many times and being told, “Get out or we’ll knock you out!” morphed into, “Football concussed my head.”

Me me me me me ... 0’s talks have turned into Italian opera.