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I think he meant sodomized.
1 posted on 05/29/2014 10:03:05 AM PDT by Second Amendment First
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It’s true. Zero played tight end. ‘Til he got loosened up.


67 posted on 05/29/2014 11:21:36 AM PDT by lakecumberlandvet (Appeasement never works.)
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Wow....glad he cleared that up....

Can we move on to the more important stuff...like when he stubbed his big toe, had a bloody nose, had a nasty rash on his ass, and the plague of toe fungus.....


69 posted on 05/29/2014 11:29:16 AM PDT by Popman ("Resistance to Tyrants is Obedience to God" - Thomas Jefferson)
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I might have been concussed

I doubt it because the one thing he needed most was a good hard slap upsida his head........hard enough to concuss him

70 posted on 05/29/2014 11:31:24 AM PDT by Hot Tabasco (Under Reagan spring always arrived on time.....)
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I agree. I think he is confusing the phrase ‘taking the ball in the backfield’ with ‘taking it in the backside’.

I am sure all the pounding of his head on the headboard gave him a concussion. But that is not nearly as bad as the gay bowel syndrome.


71 posted on 05/29/2014 11:54:34 AM PDT by Jim from C-Town (The government is rarely benevolent, often malevolent and never benign!)
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So THAT’S the problem. Brain damage.


72 posted on 05/29/2014 11:55:06 AM PDT by Wicket (1 Peter 3:15 , Romans 5:5-8)
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This recollection is an amalgam of all the times he played as a child.


74 posted on 05/29/2014 12:19:02 PM PDT by SoFloFreeper
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"When I was young and played football briefly, there were a couple times where I'm sure that that ringing sensation in my head and the needing to sit down for a while might have been a mild concussion, and at the time you didn't think anything of it," Obama said at a White House event designed to highlight the risks of sports-related brain injuries.

I guess "mild concussion" is Hawaiian for "massive brain surgery."


76 posted on 05/29/2014 12:23:21 PM PDT by Talisker (One who commands, must obey.)
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Some other kids were playing “Smear the Queer” and just told him it was football when they smeared him.


77 posted on 05/29/2014 12:25:22 PM PDT by Squeako (The radicals are the wolves. The moderates are the wolves in sheep's clothing.)
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Did he read about it in the paper or was it on TV?


79 posted on 05/29/2014 12:39:38 PM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
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Obama's Football Photo


81 posted on 05/29/2014 12:57:46 PM PDT by Jeff Chandler (Conservatism is the political disposition of grown-ups.)
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The only football that zero every played was with scrotums not a pigskin with an air bladder.


83 posted on 05/29/2014 1:14:19 PM PDT by Mastador1 (I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
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Narcotics Anonymous has just adopted a new phrase for members to parrot, rather than referring to their former addictions:

“I might have been concussed”.

Ok, no...not even presented and read in either a satirical manner or serious manner does that phrase elicit anything but ridicule from yours truly.

I guess that means I’m discriminating. Worse: Racist.

Obummer.


84 posted on 05/29/2014 1:44:37 PM PDT by logi_cal869
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