I think he meant sodomized.
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To: Second Amendment First
It’s true. Zero played tight end. ‘Til he got loosened up.
To: Second Amendment First
Wow....glad he cleared that up....
Can we move on to the more important stuff...like when he stubbed his big toe, had a bloody nose, had a nasty rash on his ass, and the plague of toe fungus.....
69 posted on
05/29/2014 11:29:16 AM PDT by
Popman
("Resistance to Tyrants is Obedience to God" - Thomas Jefferson)
To: Second Amendment First
I might have been concussed
I doubt it because the one thing he needed most was a good hard slap upsida his head........hard enough to concuss him
70 posted on
05/29/2014 11:31:24 AM PDT by
Hot Tabasco
(Under Reagan spring always arrived on time.....)
To: Second Amendment First
I agree. I think he is confusing the phrase ‘taking the ball in the backfield’ with ‘taking it in the backside’.
I am sure all the pounding of his head on the headboard gave him a concussion. But that is not nearly as bad as the gay bowel syndrome.
71 posted on
05/29/2014 11:54:34 AM PDT by
Jim from C-Town
(The government is rarely benevolent, often malevolent and never benign!)
To: Second Amendment First
So THAT’S the problem. Brain damage.
72 posted on
05/29/2014 11:55:06 AM PDT by
Wicket
(1 Peter 3:15 , Romans 5:5-8)
To: Second Amendment First
This recollection is an amalgam of all the times he played as a child.
To: Second Amendment First
"When I was young and played football briefly, there were a couple times where I'm sure that that ringing sensation in my head and the needing to sit down for a while might have been a mild concussion, and at the time you didn't think anything of it," Obama said at a White House event designed to highlight the risks of sports-related brain injuries. I guess "mild concussion" is Hawaiian for "massive brain surgery."
76 posted on
05/29/2014 12:23:21 PM PDT by
Talisker
(One who commands, must obey.)
To: Second Amendment First
Some other kids were playing “Smear the Queer” and just told him it was football when they smeared him.
77 posted on
05/29/2014 12:25:22 PM PDT by
Squeako
(The radicals are the wolves. The moderates are the wolves in sheep's clothing.)
To: Second Amendment First
Did he read about it in the paper or was it on TV?
79 posted on
05/29/2014 12:39:38 PM PDT by
Arrowhead1952
(The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
To: Second Amendment First
Obama's Football Photo
81 posted on
05/29/2014 12:57:46 PM PDT by
Jeff Chandler
(Conservatism is the political disposition of grown-ups.)
To: Second Amendment First
The only football that zero every played was with scrotums not a pigskin with an air bladder.
83 posted on
05/29/2014 1:14:19 PM PDT by
Mastador1
(I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
To: Second Amendment First
Narcotics Anonymous has just adopted a new phrase for members to parrot, rather than referring to their former addictions:
“I might have been concussed”.
Ok, no...not even presented and read in either a satirical manner or serious manner does that phrase elicit anything but ridicule from yours truly.
I guess that means I’m discriminating. Worse: Racist.
Obummer.
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