Posted on 06/07/2014 2:04:35 PM PDT by AU72
Moochelle Obama for the Senate? I think I’ve seen this movie before.
Let me guess, she’s the smartest woman in America. And she’s one of the 100 best lawyers in America — oh, that’s right, she doesn’t have a license to practice anymore. So that’s one thing the pajama boys of the state-controlled media won’t be able to gush about as the tingles run up their legs.
When does this nightmare end? Yesterday, her husband shows up for the 70th anniversary of D-Day, a solemn occasion by any measure, and he’s chewing gum.
And now Mrs. Mooch is being “urged” to run for a Senate seat. Who’s going to be her campaign manager — Bowe Bergdahl?
Her husband once told a daytime television audience, “One thing I can promise you is Michelle will not run for office.”
Of course, another thing he promised us is that if we liked our health insurance, we could keep it, period.
There are some similarities between her and Hillary, beyond the obvious ones of nepotism and incompetence. When Bill was elected AG of Arkansas, Hillary was hired by the Rose Law Firm. Two years later, he became governor, and she made partner.
By an amazing coincidence, after Barry was elected to the U.S. Senate, another nationwide search took place, and Moochelle scored a $316,000-a-year gig at a private hospital in Chicago.
Oddly, when she resigned after her husband’s election as president, the job was never filled again. I guess that’s because she was so darned good that the hospital could never hope to find anyone as well-qualified.
One of my favorite Moochelle quotes: “When I applied to Princeton, they said: ‘You can’t go there, your test scores aren’t high enough.’ ”
Guess what? “They” were right. You should check out her senior thesis sometime, which she wrote “as a future Black alumnus.”
(Would I be guilty of Eurocentrism if I pointed out that she is not an alumnus, but an “alumna?”)
As one obviously racist critic pointed out, her prose style “reflects an estranged relationship to the English language.”
Most parents would grimace if their ninth-grader wrote the following:
“Predominantly White universities like Princeton are socially and academically designed to cater to the need of the White students comprising the bulk of their enrollments.”
You don’t say? The bulk of the enrollment at white colleges is white students?
I can see the announcement of her 2016 candidacy on MSNBC: “Moochelle Obama, the smartest woman in America ...”
Not too worried about MO running for the Senate. She’s even lazier and more politically inept than her husband, and the Rats are starting to slowly wake up to his incompetence and empty bluster.
Absolutely correct. To qualify as a vice presidential candidate, you must be qualified to be a presidential candidate. The two term limit thus disqualifies him.
Why not according to bathhouse barry there ought to seven to choose from.
**Senator Michelle Obama is a sequel we don’t need**
I agree.
Senator? She’s going to run for president. Her husband has already proved that you don’t have to know anything, have any relevant experience or even be able to speak good grammatical English or get through an important international ceremony without smacking your chewing gum. Or even be a citizen, although I think that at least Moochelle is a citizen.
I’ve thought for at least the last year that she is being lined up for the Dem presidential candidate. Hillary doesn’t have a chance; the only question is whether she’ll support Moochelle, or whether she and Bill will just disappear into the distance to live off their ill-gotten gains and promote their drippy daughter Chelsea as the Senator from New York.
Will it be Illinois? Couldn’t they just create a fictional state to elect her from without opposition?
BUMP
Obamatopia
I love Howie. He almost never misses.
I got out in 2010.
That corruption comes with a price, 47 Billion dollars of debt, and the lowest credit rating of any state.
I have thought the same.
And the same bunch of loopy voters will pile on...urged on by the worshipping media.
Truth be told, I’m kinda sick it’s even crossed my mind.
As a senator, she will have to pay for her lavish vacations. And she has to disclose their finances, which if he starts an Obama Global “Better Than Clintons” Foundation, will make them gazillionaires, and they will have to disclose all their speaking fees to any terrorist organizations, if there are any left when he leaves office. Oh snap...
Why would Moooooooooooooochelle want to be a senator when she is already the un-official “Queen”?
I expect when odumbo exercises Marshall Law, she will be “Queen for ever” instead of “Queen for a day”.
Where did you escape to and why?
Rural central Missouri.
Tired of the suburban rat race, high cost of living, corruption and excessive taxes. Being a firearm owner in Illinois was a chore.
Much happier here.
BREAKING: Obamas Purchased House in Asheville, NC for Post-Presidency ^
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