Michelle Obama a Senator from Illinois?

American Thinker ^ | 06/08/2014 | Jeannie DeAngelis

[SeekAndFind]

After Michelle and Barry leave the White House – if they leave the White House, which is certainly up in the air – there are rumors afoot that they may emulate Bill and Hillary and take up residence as far away from each other as humanly possible.  To add intrigue to connubial conjecture, it is also alleged that Michelle may do a Hillary Clinton and run for a Senate seat in Illinois.

Speculation abounds that when she’s not “playing politics with our kid’s health,” doing the Dougie on late-night talk shows, vacationing with mom and the girls, scolding schools begging to opt out of her vegetarian stuffed cabbage lunch, or giving hubby the ole stink eye, Shelley has her other eye on a seat in the Illinois senate.

It is already firmly established that Michelle Obama relishes the trappings of power, frittering away tax dollars, and bossing large numbers of people around.  Moreover, if she makes her mind up about something, she absolutely refuses to take “no” for an answer, so it makes sense she’d want to embark on a political career of her own.

To date, just like Hillary Clinton has not officially expressed interest in parking her pantsuit in the Oval Office, the FLOTUS has not officially expressed interest in running for the Senate.

[beethovenfan]

God save us from this racist harpie.

[Chode]

yup, and not so much as a red warning flag tacked to it's arse either...

[Chode]

OUTSTANDING!!!

[Chode]

you'll see that again, i guarantee it...

[OldPossum]

Liberals in my family have debated who should be the first female president. Some say Hillary, some say Moochelle. Yes, there are people in my family who are that stupid.

How do you stand being around them? I couldn't.

[ought-six]

Illinois is held hostage by Cook County. Get away from Cook County, and 98% of the rest of the state is actually rather conservative.

[South40]

How do you stand being around them? I couldn't.

They are typical liberals in that they have no tolerance for anyone who does not think the way they do. So they want nothing to do with me and I can live with that just fine.

[al baby]

That reminds me i need to slap my sister and most of her off spring next time I see them

[TexasCajun]

Daaaaaaaamn Michelle!! ...We're Not In Chicago!

[b4its2late]

They voted mrs Clinton in so for sure this terrible First Lady could win easily.

[Chode]

LOLOLOL!!! 100%

[sten]

hey look! another no-show job for moochelle

so glad we can keep handing out taxpayer money to support these parasites

[bicyclerepair]

Never underestimate the stupidity of Americans.
It’s now an idiocracy.

I’m thinking, what can one poor broke person do (me). Joe Kaufman is a local guy who seems to get it. He ran for office, is very outspoken. Maybe I should align with him and just give him help? I got time.

[DocJhn]

Mooch Senator? That might depend on how many voters are left in Chi Town after the killings! OOPS I forgot they vote dead as well as alive! I actually thought I saw a Dem Campaign Poster in the heart of a cemetery!

[Pearls Before Swine]

Liberals in my family have debated who should be the first female president. Some say Hillary, some say Moochelle. Yes, there are people in my family who are that stupid.

Are you worried about having children? Could a predisposition to liberalism be inherited?

[Marathoner]

My GOD, how can people be that damn stupid???

[South40]

Are you worried about having children? Could a predisposition to liberalism be inherited?

I am 56 years old and have no children, So no.

[Iron Munro]

"France and England get 'The Chunnel' and I get this !!!"

[sten]

what can one guy do? be the seed.

there is something called ‘6-degrees of separation’. the gist is that you’re not more then 6 people from anyone in the country. this is due to most people knowing 10+ people and those people knowing 10+ people, and so on. find the right people and you can connect anyone to anyone else with less then 6 hops.

you want to be seed... the first step that sprouts conversations that spread.

the best way to do this is to have your points boiled down to the smallest tidbit possible while also being completely logical and easily remembered.

sugar coating with humor in some way helps encourage the listener to pass it along

[5th MEB]

Damn; I completely forgot I use to have to flag a “WIDE LOAD” when ever I would send one of my guys down the road.