Posted on 06/09/2014 3:27:18 AM PDT by lowbridge
It just keeps getting crazier and crazier… Barack Obama is going to release Osama Bin Laden’s personal bodyguard from Gitmo because the prisoner says he wants to build a milk and honey farm.
Abdel Malik Wahab al Rahabi was a bodyguard for Osama bin Laden before he was captured. Now Obama wants to let him go.
The New York Post reported:
If you thought President Obama’s release of five top Taliban commanders in exchange for POW Bowe Bergdahl was bad, wait until you see what his Gitmo parole board plans.
Desperate to empty the Guantanamo Bay prison by the end of his term, Obama quietly is giving “get out of jail free” cards for the flimsiest of excuses.
One al Qaeda suspect captured in Afghanistan is considered reformed because he took up yoga and read a biography of the Dalai Lama. Another is eligible for release because of his “positive attitude.”
And one longtime detainee, a former bodyguard for Osama bin Laden, is now harmless because he’s going to start a “milk and honey farm.”
The Periodic Review Board already helped clear 78 of the remaining 149 prisoners for release, documents show, and has scheduled more hearings for this summer.
Malik Wahab al-Rahabi wants to start a milk and honey farm and teach children.
(Excerpt) Read more at thegatewaypundit.com ...
Milk & Honey would probably be Israel.
Sounds like chemical weapons
I looked to see if it was a joke/satire too.
Chemical weapons either for use in Israel or created right in the Palestinian-controlled territories.
Laz, who in the excuses pool had “wants to start a milk and honey farm”???
I prefer "Crime and Punishment".
Leni
Nobody had “wants to start a milk and honey farm”. This would have been a brilliant entry!
Hardly fair. We aren’t professional excuse makers like the Obama hut boys. We have normalcy bias holding us back.
True. But our exercise was a training event. We have improved!
Crazy excuse making. It’s alot like learning a new language.
Sounds like one of those jobs Americans won’t do, so he qualifies for a path to US citizenship.
It would have perfect if he had said he wanted “...to start a skim milk and reduced sugar honey farm.”
On the upper west side of Manhattan they fear whole milk and sugar more than the Taliban.
Maybe he can sell that milk in Hawaii. Daughter had to by milk the other day. The commissary was out of milk, so she had to buy at Safeway or somewhere. It was TWELVE DOLLARS A GALLON!!!
“land of good and plenty” >> now “land of skittles and unicorns”
btw (ahem) — what’s with the minarets at 1:15? :-/
I was forced to use Eddie Fisher’s version...didn’t even listen to all of it. I have the Broadway show LP & saw the play twice, but couldn’t find the album/show cut...
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