American Medical Association Says Gender is Imaginary

Medical care appropriate to the sex they decided on? Then, women trannies can’t get pelvic exams anymore. OmiG-d, what’s happening with the world? I guess G-d’s giving us punishment for legalizing homosexual “merging”.

Has anybody come up with a theory why transgenders are so screwed up,regarding their genders? Other than screwy parents.

The scene: a doctor's office smelling of antiseptic, early in the morning.

BtD: "Howdy, Doc...say, you're new here, aintcha?"

Doc: "Yes, Mr. Drill. Now, how may I help you?"

BtD: "Well, I had a little too much beer last night and while I wuz takin' a whiz over the deck railing I caught muh danglers in the zipper. You got, like, some neosporin or somethin'?"

Doc: "Tell me, Mr. Drill, do you feel you have testicles?"

BtD: "Say what? Of course I feel 'em, they hurt like a sumbitch, that's why I'm here."

Doc: "No, no, Mr. Drill, I mean in a broader, metaphorical sense. Do you feel you have male genitalia or do you envision yourself with breasts?"

BtD: "Doc, I envision myself bleeding. If I wuz a girl there wouldn't be any place to put a tourniquet, would there?"

Doc: "Bleeding, Mr. Drill, is only a social construct."

BtD: "Well, then your carpet cleaner is gonna haveta remove a puddle of social construct if you don't get me a bandaid or something. What is this 'do you feel you have testicles' stuff? I feel I have a hangover. The testicles sort of speak for themselves."

Doc: "Mr. Drill, you obviously have no conception of advanced social thought. Have you ever been in touch with your inner woman?"

BtD: "Yeah, Doc, and she says if you let me dirty her floor anymore she's gonna scratch yer eyes out. Waidaminnud - this yer diploma?" [Reading the diploma] "Whatinellizzis? Gender Studies?"

Doc: "Yes, Mr. Drill. According to 0bamacare all emergency calls must be triaged through first-level screeners qualified in advanced social thought."

BtD: "What happened to the ER staff?"

Doc: "Had to let them go. Do you realize how much a person trained in advanced social thought earns?"

BtD: "Never mind. I'm going over to the vet's. Mebbe slap a little pine tar on it or cauterize it with a soldering iron or something. You know what, Doc? I think yer a quack!" [Stalks out, holding groin]

Doc: "Bitch."

Oh, good grief. Gender is fluid? Who would have guessed?

Not only is it fluid, it's imaginary. Imaginary fluid. I'm sure there's a joke to be made of that, but my brain's too tired to think of it just now. :-)