The dad when he was younger.
Posted on 06/20/2014 5:47:01 AM PDT by SoFloFreeper
This dad's got just four rules for those who’d dare to date his daughter....
1. I don't make the rules
2. You don't make the rules
3. She makes the rules
4. Her body, her rules
"Feminist Father," as the shirt is signed, is the dad of Kristine Speare, who originally posted the photo to her Tumblr account with the caption "Happy Father's Day." His feminist streak has clearly extended to his daughter, who describes herself on Twitter as a "feminist, coffee addict, book lover."
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Preface: The safety of my daughter is my paramount concern so any harm that befalls her due to you or while with you, I will hold you responsible. I give you my daughter so as you and her can gauge compatibility.
1. Any harm you inflict whether intentional or not will result in your harm.
2. No coaxing her into adult situations (ie- sex, drinking, or drugs).
3. Treat her with respect.
4. Inform us at all times where you will be with her.
5. Inform me of who your parents are and how I can contact them.
6. Do not lie or deceive anyone in my family.
Here is a rule for these idiots.
Teach your daughter not to be cheap and easy. If you need a shirt full of hyperbole of how you got a gun and a shovel then you obviously weren’t that good at it.
These jughead dads seem to think their little “princess” was born without hormones. Maybe they should just have a gun pointed at her while she is tied to a pole in her room if they cant trust her.
More likely, he’ll tell her to wet her pants and vomit on the guy...
I toss them a .40 from my Glock and tell them, “if your hurt her, the next one will come at you a lot faster”. But I do like that shirt - the one with 10 rules.
“Women driving cars with the man as the passenger.”?
That is absurd.
On long car trips my wife and I routinely switch off while the other sleeps.
Are you a bad driver?
I understand it on trips but when I see a chick doing the driving in town I figure the guy has no license.
Sounds like something Billy Ray would say.
Exactly. Dad just renamed his daughter “roadkill”.
That dad is a fag.
lol
The dad when he was younger.
Before my Taurus was lost in a boating accident, as my daughter was waiting on her date I figured a good cleaning was in order. Sitting at the table, gun out, doorbell rings.
My daughter invites the guy in and brings him into the kitchen to meet me. I figure this date is over. Upon seeing what I was doing, a big smile came across his face. I said what are you looking at?
He takes out his wallet holster with his concealed carry weapon.
Moral of story. The cleaning the weapon to get rid of the date doesn’t work in Texas.
Daughter is wearing his testicles for earings on her date.
That’s a good story. You know your daughter may have picked a good one when - as you’re cleaning your gun as the boy arrives - HE then takes out his weapons and begins to clean it too.
Let’s see...even with glasses, my husband’s vision isn’t good enough for a driver’s license.
What do you propose?
Should we just walk everywhere? Call a cab, perhaps? Let him get us both and maybe some poor innocent person killed because he can’t see well enough even with glasses?
Sorry bud...I’m driving.
Your wife may think you’re a horrible driver that makes her sick... and your ego is too fragile to handle the truth.
Her body her rules? BS. My daughter MY RULES. Any boys wanting to date my daughters had to survive “the interview” where we reviewed his appearance (no tats, piercings, etc), general intelligence, background and family. Then he heard the rules for the date (similar to the 10 rules). Basically treat her like a sister. Finally I would tell a story about a bird dog I had and trained from a pup. One day he bit one of my daughters on the face. The next day I had him killed because he hurt my daughter. I would tell the date, “I loved that dog, I dont even like you.”
LOL!
Except for the barfing part.
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