[kelly4c]

"Taxpayers should be allowed to offer the same flimsy, obviously made-up excuses the Obama Administration uses," Stockman declared, offering legislation that would require the IRS to accept any of the following reasons when we can't meet their demands for documentation: 1. The dog ate my tax receipts 2. Convenient, unexplained, miscellaneous computer malfunction 3. Traded documents for five terrorists 4. Burned for warmth while lost in the Yukon 5. Left on table in Hillary’s Book Room 6. Received water damage in the trunk of Ted Kennedy’s car 7. Forgot in gun case sold to Mexican drug lords 8. Forced to recycle by municipal Green Czar 9. Was short on toilet paper while camping 10. At this point, what difference does it make?

[kelly4c]

Ah this didn’t post in list order, sorry, it’s harder to read this way. Thought some of them were pretty funny:)

[Cowboy Bob]

Is this true? Did he really say/write this? This is “in your face” to the liberals.

[ObamahatesPACoal]

#IRSscandal: Lois Lerner’s potentially incriminating emails accidentally deleted? Did Susan Rice tell us the dog ate LL’s homework?

https://twitter.com/SteveKingIA/status/478864228925730816

[markomalley]

[South40]

We should be able to use the Charlie Rangel rule.

It worked for him.

[PGalt]

Internal Revenue of Socialists (IRS) - economic terrorism against the citizens of the republic

He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.

[Islander7]

Yes, Mr Auditor, my records are missing and can not be found. They were stored on Lois Lerner’s hard drive.

[Kartographer]

Dear IRS I no longer have access to the financial information you are looking for. You see in order to make ends meet and to keep my business running and my family fed I decided to save some money and buy a used computer at a government auction.

Unfortunately the computer I bought seems to the same one once used by Lois Lerner and it has the this quirk you can enter data in but when you go to retrieve it it just disappears.

PS: If you don’t get this e-mail its because I sent it to you on that same computer.

[nothingnew]

1. The dog ate my tax receipts and all my guns.

FMCDH(BITS)

[Hotlanta Mike]

‘IRS contracted with email archiving company in 2005′ Is that a smoking gun I smell? It turns out the IRS contracted with a company that provides email backup services starting in 2005. This first came to light in the Twitter feed of moregenr, who noticed that the IRS appears on the client list of email archiving service provider Sonasoft. Read more at http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=240622&cpage=1#PoRuPCAkl3Zk8PcC.99