Ritz! That sounds like writs, as in being hauled into court! No fair to the jailbirds!
And of course the crackers.
Ritz be ‘fensive tuh po peeps, dey cud change it tuh Fitz but dat be ‘fensive tuh Irish peeps, cose dey don’t be countin’ fo nuttin’ nohow, go head on an make it Fitz crackers. I kinda spec dis here post gon be ‘fensive tuh sumbody, mought git me banned, I donno. Iffen I was tuh git on da TV and tawk lak all us white folk frum da backwoods o’ South Cackalacky use tuh tawk sixty year ago sumbody’d done be all up in da air about it, dat’s fer danged shore.