YES, I AM A farmer!
I spread BS and plowed lots of furrows, sowing wild oats.
I do pickling regularly, while discussing ethanol policy.
I carefully plant seeds, and watch the green grow therefrom.
My fields now are the Hallowed Halls of our beloved Capital; my pasture is the rich and verdant Iowa countryside...I may have a law degree, and devote myself to Public Service, but I am no less a farmer for it; I dream of the day I can retire to a smallholding, and live a modest, locally sustainable organic homesteading life! In the meantime (heavy sigh) I must forgo in the Public Interest, and sacrifice by again asking you, my fellow Farmers, for your votes....
heh...sharp.