To: EveningStar
Recommended Jokes for Today:
Obama: I just flew in from the Ukraine and boy are my arms tired" - bada bing!
2 posted on
07/18/2014 8:25:30 AM PDT by
atc23
(The Confederacy was the single greatest conservative resistance to federal authority ever)
To: EveningStar
Obama: There was a man from Crimea - - Take my wife, please . . . ""
#sloppysecondspsaki Hooooohaaaaaa -
3 posted on
07/18/2014 8:27:53 AM PDT by
atc23
(The Confederacy was the single greatest conservative resistance to federal authority ever)
To: EveningStar
"How many Malaysians does it take to" ...
4 posted on
07/18/2014 8:28:46 AM PDT by
ConservingFreedom
(A goverrnment strong enough to impose your standards is strong enough to ban them.)
To: EveningStar
5 posted on
07/18/2014 8:31:05 AM PDT by
V_TWIN
To: EveningStar
Did Obama shed one ‘clinton’ tear - like the one Clinton shed when reporters caught him laughing at a funeral?
6 posted on
07/18/2014 8:31:52 AM PDT by
GOPJ
(To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize-Voltaire)
To: EveningStar
The Toon could be the warm up act for Our Bear
" hey, did anyone see the picture of that dead naked chick that landed in some old lady's kitchen? - she was pretty hawt, I would have dated her . . . . "
7 posted on
07/18/2014 8:33:21 AM PDT by
atc23
(The Confederacy was the single greatest conservative resistance to federal authority ever)
To: EveningStar
“How many Russians do you need to shoot down an airliner?”
“One but most folks are sure its Bush’s fault”
9 posted on
07/18/2014 8:35:56 AM PDT by
Zathras
To: EveningStar
Is he capable of caring if the murdered people don’t look like his imaginary son?
12 posted on
07/18/2014 8:50:57 AM PDT by
DManA
(If)
To: EveningStar
13 posted on
07/18/2014 8:55:46 AM PDT by
SkyDancer
(If you do not read the newspapers you are uninformed. If you do read the newspapers you are misinfo)
To: EveningStar
No surprise, he is a joke.. He is the one that let the GETMO prisoners go,let them go to murder and rape our people..Remember what the one dude said "I WILL SEE YOU IN NYC"..Obama is the biggest joke alive him and his whole commie group..
14 posted on
07/18/2014 8:57:15 AM PDT by
PLD
To: EveningStar
OK, OK! A limerick ...
There was a young man named Cass,
With testicles fashioned from brass.
..When they tinkled together,
..They played `Stormy Weather’
And lightning shot out of his ....
hey, whoa! A little bathhouse humor for you, ladies and germs.
What a great crowd! So what’s up with Iraq anyway?
Afghanistan? Ukraine? I haven’t watched TV in a while.
Any beheadings? Airliners shot down? Invasion going OK?
Ah, screw it ... where’s the beard? Time for golf, adios!
15 posted on
07/18/2014 9:17:05 AM PDT by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
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