Posted on 08/02/2014 4:35:10 AM PDT by Kaslin
1) Republicans ahead of him on the golf course wouldn't let him play through; so he missed calls telling him ISIS was overrunning Iraq.
2) Obama has been too busy reliving his choom gang days by getting high and watching old Cheech and Chong movies to fix the economy.
3) Don't blame Obama for Obamacare. It's George Bush's fault!
4) Obama was completely unaware that there is more to being President than giving speeches blaming Republicans for causing all of America's problems.
5) What failed presidency? Chris Matthews says Obama is the most successful President ever!
6) He's distracted all the time because Michelle won't let him eat anything other than carrots, beets and arugula.
7) Joe Biden said something dumb? That's George Bush's fault!
8) The mainstream media only gives Obama more credit than he deserves 90 percent of the time instead of 100 percent; so it’s not doing its part!
9) Going on frequent vacations to take a break from not working is a lot more stressful than you’d think.
10) As we all know, Obama learns about most of the problems in his administration by watching the news and he has been too busy golfing to watch TV.
11) He doesn't want to say all those nasty things about Republicans, but they keep appearing on his teleprompter; so he has to read them.
12) A lot of the white people who voted for Obama in 2008 and 2012 figured out he is black and went all racist on him!
13) People don’t like Barack Obama’s executive orders? That’s George Bush’s fault!
14) That liar Putin never came through with the magic beans he promised Obama in exchange for allowing him to invade Ukraine.
15) It was just too creepy to get any work done with Hillary Clinton in the building. There were broomsticks in the corners, flying monkeys everywhere, and Hillary peeping out of the corners screaming, "I'll get you, my pretty!"
not Mr. Hawkins best effort…...
What failed Presidency?
The damage Obama has done to America will take generations to undo, if it can be repaired at all.
He sees America as the enemy of the third world and has set her on the path to join the third world.
Quite a success in view of his goals.
Unless liberals are obliterated, they will pick up where they left off in 2024 when they regain power.
The only solution, real solution, is to quarantine them into several of the blue states that then get purged from the American Republic.
3) Don't blame Obama for Obamacare. It's George Bush's fault!
and all its variations (7,13). And this is some kind of sparkling jewel...
15) It was just too creepy to get any work done with Hillary Clinton in the building. There were broomsticks in the corners, flying monkeys everywhere, and Hillary peeping out of the corners screaming, "I'll get you, my pretty!"
I'd always imagined it went something like that.
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Indeed and the chimps that voted for him are still confused.
“Quite a success in view of his goals.”
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Absolutely right in my view, it is what I have preached from the start. He was INSTALLED in the oval office for the purpose of destroying this country and for no other purpose. I am only amazed at how many still want to claim it is all a matter of incompetence as if he would be a great president if he only knew how. I suppose John Dillinger would have been an honest businessman if he could have only figured out how to make deposits rather than unauthorized withdrawals.
In short, in my view, those who are still talking about incompetence need to focus on intent instead. It is actually possible to have evil intent and STILL be incompetent. In this case I only wish he were MORE incompetent at accomplishing his intent.
Stupid article.
The time for believing “Obama” is “incompetent” or a “failure” is long past.
“Obama” is the most successful “president” in history. He has murdered millions of babies, thrown people out of work, turned the Middle East over to Muslim terror. One of his few failures is the ejection of the Muslim Brotherhood terrorists from the government in Egypt.
Obama has pulled the trigger on the U.S. by throwing open the border. Terrorists, drug mules, trained assassins, and disease-carriers are streaming over the border. The Border Patrol has been denied ammunition and other supplies, and is constantly being given orders from Washington that make their work impossible.
The latest from Jim Garrow is that the Saudis were grooming eight young men for the presidency. Once “Obama” made it, the other seven have been murdered.
no. 3 was okay, but one of the few IMO.
Liberals are “Political Ebola”...
That’s amazing. I would have thought more would have kicked in. Hey folks, even if it’s 5 bucks a month, do it!
Someone asked John Dillinger WHY he robbed banks.
He answered, “Because that’s where the money is.”
It is quite a shock.
Actually the quote is attributed to Willie Sutton.
Your point however was well made
I didn’t check for “homophobia”, “climate change denialism”, “racism”. and “haters”.
I thought that was Willie Sutton.
BFL
But wait.... there'a good news at the border for Obama (Snix):
"Dad I want you to meet my boyfriend Pedro.
We're in love, I'm pregnant and we're going
to live in a trailer park in Tijuana."
"Pedro can't work b/c he has Chikungunya so he
crosses the border weekly to get welfare, food stamps,
and unemployment and workmen's comp."
"Pedro can't use his real name b/c he's a sex offender.
We'll get by on EITC checks--b/c Pedro has four
other children from three different mothers."
"Yeo, amigo."
It’s the fault of those 7 missing states.
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