How to protect your family from home invasion (Advice: wasp spray & "treat them like royalty")

http://t.today.com/news/home-invasion-jeff-rossen-shows-how-protect-your-family-1D80117494 ^

[Red in Blue PA]

In June, an intruder broke into Sandra Bullock's Los Angeles home and got within steps of the star's bedroom. On Aug. 14, NBA star Ray Allen's family was hit, waking up to find seven intruders in their Coral Gables, Florida, home. Not even the Kennedys are immune: On July 15, an intruder got into their sprawling compound in Hyannis Port, Massachusetts.

[Red in Blue PA]

You must watch this and take in all of the stupidity.

[Red in Blue PA]

Not one mention of a gun.

[SoFloFreeper]

They aren't intruders!! They are undocumented residents!

Maybe we ought to crash the Kennedy compound and demand amnesty.

[samtheman]

unbelievable

they want people to die

[Bubba_Leroy]

"If you want to keep someone away from your house, just fire the shotgun through the door." The Wit and Wisdom of Joe Plugs Biden

[Bubba_Leroy]

Of course, following Plugs Biden's advice will likely get you arrested.

[Lake Living]

I guess if you are 1) a liberal and 2) have already decided not to buy a gun (I know, I’m repeating myself) this makes sense. For the rest of us - just move along.

[2banana]

Two words

Grazing fire

[Joe 6-pack]

[dinodino]

How about treating your guest to a 12 ga. slug in the abdomen?

[ClearCase_guy]

NBA star Ray Allen's family was hit, waking up to find seven intruders in their Coral Gables, Florida, home

Ummmmmmmmmm ... shoot to wound?

Or is that asking too much?

[22202NOVA]

You want to clean up all that blood & stuff?

[Billthedrill]

Getting savaged in the comments section. Several people pointed out that if you intend to surrender to the invader, dousing them with wasp spray first was probably not the most prudent plan of action. Most stated that a firearm is a far better solution.

I have only this to add: a home invader is, by the very nature of his crime, a violent and dangerous criminal. Shoot him. Shoot him twice. You might as well, you're going to have to clean the gun anyway.

[dr_lew]

Well, I do have an axe.

[Ken H]

I have only this to add: a home invader is, by the very nature of his crime, a violent and dangerous criminal.

Can't be emphasized enough. A home invader should be considered a mortal threat.

[matt04]

Zeins also suggests keeping another item in your bedroom: "Buy a can of wasp hornet spray in the hardware store or the supermarket, keep it by your bedside or the floor," he said. "It's more powerful than police Mace.

Much more effective than wasp spray

[driftless2]

"buy a gun"

I have a lib sister who lives in a Chicago suburb, and where she lives is fairly safe. But she confided in me one time that (1) she's deathly afraid of intruders and (2) she didn't know what she'd do if somebody broke into her house. She lived alone at the time. I told her to get a gun, learn how to use it, and shoot an intruder. She looked at me like that was the craziest thing in the world to do. Some libs you can't reason with.

[The_Media_never_lie]

Do they really think I would use my Glock 9 mm on wasps?

[Pontiac]

Zeins also suggests keeping another item in your bedroom: "Buy a can of wasp hornet spray in the hardware store or the supermarket, keep it by your bedside or the floor," he said. "It's more powerful than police Mace.

Sure if you intend to blind the guy permanently

You can always set him on fire too. The stuff is highly flammable. Keep a BIC grill lighter with the wasp spray.

[SierraWasp]

Hay! Take it easy on us Wasps!!!