23 posted on 09/10/2014 7:28:10 AM PDT by spankalib
("I freed a thousand slaves. I could have freed a thousand more if only they knew they were slaves.")
Or, try this: “Oh look, Miley’s twerking again! Only this time, she’s topless!! Yay! (Yeah, I read that this morning on (I think) Yahoo news!) Good grief!