“U.S.A.: Red Foleys record of Smoke On The Water makes it to the Billboard Pop Singles chart.
Here we thought it was written by Deep Purple in 1972.
Nothing about Frank Zappa and the Mothers or idiots with flare guns.
(Jauntily)
For there is a great destroyer made of fire and flesh and steel rolling toward the foes of freedom they'll go down beneath its wheeels.
There'll be nothing left but vultures to inhabit all that land when our modern ships and bombers make a graveyard of Japan.