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Jennifer Lawrence Wants A Boyfriend Who Farts Rather Than Passion
Entertainment Wise ^
| 10/8/14
| ALICIA ADEJOBI
Posted on 10/09/2014 6:03:29 AM PDT by SoFloFreeper
With an Oscar-winning career and beautiful looks, Jennifer Lawrence can have any man she wants so it’s no surprise that she has some standards for her potential love match, although he shouldn’t be too hard to find as her top priority is someone who would love to watch reality TV with her, doesn't mind farting in front of her and dislikes arguing...
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TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: celebrity; relationships
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Boy, seems like quite a few folks could fit that bill.
To: SoFloFreeper
I’d eat beans for her love, /S.
To: Pearls Before Swine
where I used to work farting was like a greeting.
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posted on
10/09/2014 6:05:33 AM PDT
by
Yorlik803
( Church/Caboose in 2016)
To: SoFloFreeper
I’d think Larry the Cable Guy would be all over this.....
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posted on
10/09/2014 6:05:51 AM PDT
by
rbg81
To: SoFloFreeper
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posted on
10/09/2014 6:06:12 AM PDT
by
petercooper
("I was for letting people keep their health insurance, before I wasn't". --- Barack Obama)
To: SoFloFreeper
Loyalty, honesty and integrity take on a whole different meaning.
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posted on
10/09/2014 6:06:20 AM PDT
by
BigSkyFreeper
(You have entered an invalid birthday)
To: SoFloFreeper
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posted on
10/09/2014 6:06:44 AM PDT
by
SWAMPSNIPER
(The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
To: SoFloFreeper
Want the remote, pull my finger.
To: SoFloFreeper
Hey Jenny, pull my finger!
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posted on
10/09/2014 6:07:49 AM PDT
by
HandyDandy
(Don't make-up stuff. It just wastes everybody's time.)
To: SoFloFreeper
I fart in your general direction!
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posted on
10/09/2014 6:08:56 AM PDT
by
BBB333
(Q: Which is grammatically correct? Joe Biden IS or Joe Biden ARE an idiot?)
To: SoFloFreeper
Sadly, I think most guys that share her taste in TV shows already have boyfriends.
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posted on
10/09/2014 6:09:01 AM PDT
by
fungoking
(Tis a pleasure to live in the Ozarks)
To: WakeUpAndVote
Dammit. I shunta skipped typing class.
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posted on
10/09/2014 6:09:02 AM PDT
by
HandyDandy
(Don't make-up stuff. It just wastes everybody's time.)
To: fungoking
Sadly, I think most guys that share her taste in TV shows already have boyfriends.LOL!
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posted on
10/09/2014 6:10:03 AM PDT
by
BigSkyFreeper
(You have entered an invalid birthday)
To: SoFloFreeper
At my age it just happens anymore and I’m the one to know about it after I fart....getting embarrassing but I never thought I could get a chick this way. I’m encouraged.
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posted on
10/09/2014 6:10:31 AM PDT
by
oust the louse
(The Democratic Party might as well be called the Death Party. Abortion & ObamaCare/death panels.)
To: Pearls Before Swine
I knew farting in private was upsetting her. Maybe I should have been more forthcoming with my gastrointestinal distress. I was honestly concerned that tooting my own horn in front of her would affect her self esteem and leave me sleeping on the couch, which I frequently did to avoid dispelling that pungent fragrance of hot wings and beer.
But alas, to no avail.
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posted on
10/09/2014 6:10:39 AM PDT
by
EQAndyBuzz
(Ebola: Satan's End Game for Humanity.)
To: SoFloFreeper
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posted on
10/09/2014 6:11:00 AM PDT
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
To: Lazmataz
Please pick up the red courtesy phone
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posted on
10/09/2014 6:11:03 AM PDT
by
ken5050
("One useless man is a shame, two are a law firm, three or more are a Congress".. John Adams)
To: SoFloFreeper
If I fart (silently) next to my wife on the couch she will ask if I farted. If I say no, she will continue to sit next to me “wondering” what the smell is. If I tell her yes, then she will move to another spot.
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posted on
10/09/2014 6:11:55 AM PDT
by
rfreedom4u
(Texas isn't just a state. It's a state of mind!)
To: SoFloFreeper
Hey Baby, mind farting in my general direction?
Certaine Moi!
To: SoFloFreeper
I had a buddy in the service who could “play” a few bars of the Gilligan’s Island theme.
She would probably be thrilled to hook up with a talented guy like that.
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posted on
10/09/2014 6:12:07 AM PDT
by
Iron Munro
(We can make it work with only one square per restroom visit -- Sheryl Crow)
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