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Watch Michelle Obama Dance With a Turnip
ABC ^ | 10/14/14 | Devin Dwyer

Posted on 10/15/2014 4:56:43 AM PDT by SoFloFreeper

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To: SoFloFreeper

Michelle has danced with a turnip before—at her wedding.


21 posted on 10/15/2014 5:35:13 AM PDT by Pearls Before Swine
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To: SoFloFreeper
Hey, baby! Shake that boob belt!


22 posted on 10/15/2014 5:42:03 AM PDT by Slyfox (Satan's goal is to rub out the image of God he sees in the face of every human.)
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To: SoFloFreeper










Homo Re-Electus










23 posted on 10/15/2014 5:43:08 AM PDT by devolve (- "When Obama puts on a USMC T-Shirt to play basketball he still shoots 90% airballs! -)
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To: SoFloFreeper

I realize the White House Propaganda Dissemination Team© has to play to their voting base, but this is down there with Amusements for Retards level dreck. Those falling into the ‘Lowest Common Denominator’ subspecies of the Dem0cratic subsistence voting block have just been insulted—grievously!


24 posted on 10/15/2014 5:47:02 AM PDT by W. (Now playing: The most inept administration in history--unless they're covering up something!)
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To: SoFloFreeper

Don't you dare put ketchup on that turnip!!!
25 posted on 10/15/2014 6:09:18 AM PDT by Organic Panic
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To: SoFloFreeper

Don’t give her a cucumber!!!!


26 posted on 10/15/2014 6:14:57 AM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie (zerogottago)
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To: SoFloFreeper

I long for the days where the FLOTUS had a high degree of restraint, grace, and gentility. This thing shows up on Sesame Street and it’s still a cast of muppets, because you know muppets dance and flail around over trite things like turnips.


27 posted on 10/15/2014 6:25:45 AM PDT by Molon Labbie (Prep. Now. Live Healthy, take your Shooting Iron daily.)
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To: SoFloFreeper

She danced with Joe Biden?


28 posted on 10/15/2014 6:30:34 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: Buckeye McFrog

Did she get that turnip from “her” garden that she is maintained by her slaves?


29 posted on 10/15/2014 6:42:43 AM PDT by hal ogen (First Amendment or Reeducation Camp?)
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To: SoFloFreeper

Whatever happened with her Secret Service boyfriend?


30 posted on 10/15/2014 6:44:54 AM PDT by bgill (CDC site, "we still do not know exactly how people are infected with Ebola")
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To: SoFloFreeper

In other news, the Mayor of Garden Patch, Rudy Bega, today announced that turnips were no longer welcome in that city.


31 posted on 10/15/2014 6:46:43 AM PDT by IronJack
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To: longfellow
Meanwhile the president had sex with a fruitcake.

He had sex with himself?

Somebody told him to go fxxx himself, so he did?

32 posted on 10/15/2014 6:52:52 AM PDT by NorthMountain
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To: SoFloFreeper

Shortly thereafter, the Truth fell off the truck onto the ground & was repeatedly rolled over....


33 posted on 10/15/2014 7:21:29 AM PDT by mikrofon (See-DC FAIL)
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To: SoFloFreeper

What a retard she is... REAL classy there, Mooch...


34 posted on 10/15/2014 7:59:23 AM PDT by joethedrummer
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To: mikrofon

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- The US taxpayers paid over $250,000 for a lame website about Moochelle’s stupid garden

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35 posted on 10/15/2014 8:04:28 AM PDT by devolve (- "When Obama puts on a USMC T-Shirt to play basketball he still shoots 90% airballs! -)
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To: Organic Panic

Moo has about a full can of Spackle on her face . . .


36 posted on 10/15/2014 8:06:15 AM PDT by devolve (- "When Obama puts on a USMC T-Shirt to play basketball he still shoots 90% airballs! -)
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To: SoFloFreeper

Thanks. I have to take another shower now.


37 posted on 10/15/2014 8:16:31 AM PDT by SaraJohnson
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To: Servant of the Cross
Photoshop her anyway and she is still a Yeti.
38 posted on 10/15/2014 8:34:38 AM PDT by hummingbird (US = Koyaanisqatsi.)
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To: Beagle8U
"Immediately after the dance, Moochelle turned the turnip over to the Dept of Treasury for blood extraction."

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*snicker*

39 posted on 10/15/2014 8:35:41 AM PDT by hummingbird (US = Koyaanisqatsi.)
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To: Organic Panic
"Don't you dare put ketchup on that turnip!!!"

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*snort*

All concerned up in there in photo.

("pound sign!")Michelle/sit/your/big/turnip/ass/down

40 posted on 10/15/2014 8:43:10 AM PDT by hummingbird (US = Koyaanisqatsi.)
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