Posted on 11/05/2014 3:23:52 PM PST by jazusamo
Yep, I know it was debunked but it’s hilarious.
Looks like JFK liked what he saw. :-)
I think some of those collagen injections have lodged in her brain.
Hip hip Hooray!
Given JFKs history, I’d wager Nan was a 60s version of Monica.
With all due respect, it is not that Pelosi might be insane. It is that she isn’t even in the same ZIPCODE as sane. She doesn’t even know sane EXISTS. She saw a movie about sanity and rushed out of the theater. She will not get on an elevator if there are more than one sane persons on it. She is a buoy of insanity in the Great Insane Sea. Sanity has never even violated her airspace. She, alone, accounts for 17% of America's GDP of insanity. Veni, Vidi, Krazy: She came, she saw, she got insane. She tends to her insanity like a stadium tends to its playing-field grass. She often asks her wife if her insanity makes her butt look big. She spoons with her insanity at night, and whispers sweet loving coos into its ear. She once ordered a Baskin-Robbins ice cream cone in the flavor 'Chocolate Insanity', and told them to hold the Chocolate. The Aztec God of Insanity is named Pelosiqiazotal. She once heard Saddam's last name, and remarked, "Who's sane? Certainly not me!"
Go Nancy!!
Maybe a little nip, tuck, tightening to celebrate?
Absolutely keep her as minority leader!
She’s our Baghdad Bob.
Very well said. :)
Obama suggests this wipe-out shows that the public wants more work accomplished...
Harry Reid says this shows that people want both sides to work together..
Nancy Pelosi said the chief message she took from Tuesday’s election is that voter suppression was a problem.
How to phrase this gently... How about admitting the voters were saying you suck.
“House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi asked her fellow Democrats to keep her on as their leader in the new Congress next year, saying she still has unfinished goals she wants to accomplish.”
Like helping the Republicans get to a veto-proof majority?
I’m starting to like her...
It’s canned text, now, but I add to it every time I post it. :)
Yep, saying they suck is being kind to all three of them.
If truth is canned it’s still the truth. ;-)
Could be. (I’ll bet JFK didn’t put up with any lame spitters like Monica tho..........)
I’ve always wondered if Monica and Huma (her fellow WH intern who likely was doing the “daily double” with Hillary) were inspired by Pelosi.
LOL!!!! And can you just imagine those 2 ‘comparing notes’? (He did it in the SINK Monica? Really? The damn SINK??!!! What guy does it in a sink?! You are joking right?....right?) SICK!
Is amazing that she isn’t challanged for the Leadership position!
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