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Cops: 350-Pound Thief In Motorized Scooter Caught Sitting On Stolen Walmart Steaks
The Smoking Gun ^ | 11/19/14 | Staff

Posted on 11/19/2014 9:58:42 AM PST by AngelesCrestHighway

A 350-pound Walmart shopper was arrested yesterday after he was found sitting atop five stolen rib eye steaks in the seat of a motorized scooter that he was riding around the South Carolina store.

Rodney Fowler, 43, was spotted Tuesday afternoon placing the steaks in his scooter by a Walmart loss prevention officer, according to a police report.

“Suspect sat on the steaks and exited the store passing all points of sale, without attempting to pay for said merchandise,” cops noted.


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PLEASE tell me they did not put the steaks back in the display case...! GAAK!
1 posted on 11/19/2014 9:58:42 AM PST by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: AngelesCrestHighway
Hey look at me- I'm fat, and I need a scooter and a handicap sticker, and disability payments...
2 posted on 11/19/2014 10:02:12 AM PST by petercooper (Liberalism = Amnesty = Open Borders = Illegal Immigration = Ebola = Obama)
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

“PLEASE tell me they did not put the steaks back in the display case...! GAAK!”

If it was the Wal-Mart in Bloomington Mn, I couldn’t rule out that the employees would do exactly that.


3 posted on 11/19/2014 10:02:38 AM PST by MplsSteve
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

5’5” and he weighs 350??


4 posted on 11/19/2014 10:02:49 AM PST by GrandJediMasterYoda (Not all Muslims are terrorists but all Muslims are potential terrorists.)
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

reminds me of the old ‘who through that ham at me’ lady shoplifiting the whole ham under her dress.


5 posted on 11/19/2014 10:02:52 AM PST by TurboZamboni (Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.-JFK)
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

Fatties of Wal-Mart . . .


6 posted on 11/19/2014 10:03:10 AM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (The mods stole my tagline.)
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

“The fate of the rib eye steaks Fowler sat upon is not addressed in the police report “


7 posted on 11/19/2014 10:03:25 AM PST by Pelham (Refusing to deport illegal foreign nationals equals amnesty)
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

“Its a STEAKOVER!!!”


8 posted on 11/19/2014 10:03:58 AM PST by Adder (No, Mr. Franklin, we could NOT keep it.)
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To: AngelesCrestHighway
I did not need that mental image.

Signed, vegan for a month, Scoutmaster.

9 posted on 11/19/2014 10:04:13 AM PST by Scoutmaster (Opinions don't affect facts. But facts should affect opinions, and do, if you're rational)
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda

And he’s only 43.

IF (big if) he lives to be 50, he’ll be up to 500 lbs. Or more.


10 posted on 11/19/2014 10:04:32 AM PST by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

You gotta watch out for those Scooter Maniacs! Beep Beep!


11 posted on 11/19/2014 10:06:17 AM PST by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: AngelesCrestHighway
Just a modern day Genghis Khan placing the meat under the saddle to tenderize.
12 posted on 11/19/2014 10:06:33 AM PST by fungoking (Tis a pleasure to live in the Ozarks)
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

Hey, he was just seasoning and tenderizing ‘em.


13 posted on 11/19/2014 10:06:37 AM PST by grumpygresh (Democrats delenda est. President zero gave us patient zero.)
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.


14 posted on 11/19/2014 10:07:25 AM PST by Veggie Todd (The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. TJ)
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Where’s the beef?


15 posted on 11/19/2014 10:07:34 AM PST by InsidiousMongo
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16 posted on 11/19/2014 10:08:11 AM PST by DJ MacWoW (The Fed Gov is not one ring to rule them all)
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To: Responsibility2nd
"But Officer...I needed something to pad my fat ass!"
17 posted on 11/19/2014 10:08:49 AM PST by AngelesCrestHighway
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"Where's the beef?" This thread just cries out for that!
18 posted on 11/19/2014 10:09:04 AM PST by rdl6989
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Beat me by 2 minutes.


19 posted on 11/19/2014 10:09:46 AM PST by rdl6989
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To: petercooper

If Obama had a son...


20 posted on 11/19/2014 10:10:02 AM PST by AngelesCrestHighway
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