Posted on 11/25/2014 7:49:44 PM PST by doug from upland
How much of your Recommended Daily Allowance of lead per serving?
It’s chock full of greeny goodness.
lol
those are marijuana greens aren’t they [question mark]
Yep I knew it was coming when I saw your thread. LOL
Jolly Green Giant Lyrics
“Jolly Green Giant” was written by Easton/harris/terry Jr.
In the valley of the Jolly
Heard about the Jolly Green Giant
(Potatoes)
He’s so big and mean
(Artichoke hearts)
Well, he stands there laughin’
With his hands on his hips
And then he hits you with a can of beans
Well, he lives down there in his valley
(Brussels sprouts)
The cat stands tall and green
(Spinach)
Well, he ain’t no prize
And there’s no women his size
And that’s why the cat’s so mean
One day he left his valley pad
I mean to say this cat was mad
Now lookin’ ‘round he wasn’t gone long
And then he ran into an Amazon
Well, this changed his whole complexion
(Broccoli)
He had never seen such a beautiful sight
(Corn)
Then he looked at her and she looked at him
And she almost passed out from fright
He looked at her thought, what a dilly
He touched her once, she slapped him silly
This was something he had never sensed
He looked at her as she commenced
“Now listen, pal, this ain’t no fluke
I can’t see goin’ with a big green kook”
You’ve heard about the Jolly Green Giant
(Eggplant)
Don’t let his troubles cross your mind
(Celery stalks)
He couldn’t get Sally so went back to his valley
The cat was color-blind
Carrots
Canned beans
That 10 ounce box will feed 6 children in Mooochelle’s school lunch program.
Well the gentle giant IS stiff now.....
I knew there was a reason I didn’t like broccoli.
Thank you for exposing See BS and their plot to throw the presidential election.
There it is! (see post 15)
I don’t get it. Does it steal your smokes when you aren’t looking? It doesn’t have any holes in it either.
There it is again! I have not heard that song since...well I don’t know how long ago!
Swisher Sweets. I think they might be made somewhere here in Pennsyltucky. Never smoked one....and yes, I do know Bro Brown an da boyz in da hood split them open and stuffed them with that marajawanna stuff.
In my teenage days I smoked the occasional rum-soaked “Crooks” cigar. They were cheap. Nowadays my preference runs to Ashtons, Fuente Double L Chateau, and Kristoff. FWIW
I thought he was gonna be on the Wheaties box, ‘The Breakfast of Champions. Which reminds me his drug profile has not yet been widely disclosed. He may yet make the cover of a box of Bath Salts. You can’t go around gunning down young persons freaking out on psychedelics. Freaks are people,too.
Since Youtube came along, I've heard a number of songs that I haven't heard in decades.
Bang Bang Bang
Green Giant Down.
Soylent vitameatamikeamin: It’s Brown and green,
and it’s made from bona fide, organic ingredients.
Fo’ shizzle mah nizzle—it’s tasty too. Tastes like candy!
No justice, no peas!
I don’t want to even think about what these taste like
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