[samtheman]

Your graph clearly shows that rising pirate populations bring about a rise in global temperature. The way to fight global warming is to kill pirates.

Now that’s the first global warming prescription I would sign on to, as long as everyone realizes that the be results won’t be felt immediately and you just have to keep killing pirates no matter what.

[Rodamala]

Ninjas apparently don't notice the dual timescale/quantity values on the abscissa in that chart and that the quantity of pirates is decreasing.

Keep killing pirates, Ninja... Global inferno will be YOUR doing.