SATIN
Posted on 12/24/2014 5:42:52 AM PST by Libloather
Ah yes, good old Saint Nicholas. Beaten for his faith until he was partially paralyzed, and once slapped a man for denying Christ.
HO HO HO! NAUGHTY CHILDREN GET JOLLY OLD SAINT NICK’S PIMP HAND! (To quote Mr. Sfdebris)
I suspect Santa is a Libertarian!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who is Mr. Sfdebris?
http://blip.tv/sf-debris-opinionated-reviews <—This dude.
He’s mostly nonpolitical in his humor. Has been known to take a shot at the strawman Tea Party, but he’s also mocked Obama, so I figure that he’s mostly apolitical.
Here’s part one of the video where he says that line, if I remember correctly.
http://blip.tv/sf-debris-opinionated-reviews/hogfather-night-1-review-part-1-6479550
This is incredibly asinine but let’s play. He’s fictional, therefore I guess he fits in with the democrat’s worldview.
Best answer
“Alex Castellanos, Republican media consultant
He knows if you’ve been bad or good, which makes him an advocate of meritocracy and, most likely, a Republican. On the other hand, he only works one day a year, which could make him, not only a Democrat, but a federal employee.”
I know exactly who you mean,
I seen him on Sunday shows and thought the same.
Is he for or against anything?
The other one on those network shows is that amnesty pig Ana Navarro who seems to agree with Dems on everything but says she doesn't.
Recent calls for shutdowns and impeachments are still all losers. They seem designed to help Dems.
But these establishment GOPists seem to believe in nothing,
He’s for gay marriage and for electing his clients. Usually works for jerks but he has had a few good clients over the years, Jesse Helms.
A founder of “purple strategies” a ‘bipartisan’ communications firm. Anyone that uses “purple” as a political adjective deserves a slow and a painful death.
Usually it means ‘I would support Dems if I knew they wouldn't raise my taxes’
“I have only one firm belief about the American political system, and that is this: God is a Republican and Santa Claus is a Democrat.
God is an elderly or, at any rate, middle aged male, a stern fellow, patriarchal rather than paternal and a great believer in rules and regulations. He holds men accountable for their actions. He has little apparent concern for the material well being of the disadvantaged. He is politically connected, socially powerful and holds the mortgage on literally everything in the world. God is difficult. God is unsentimental. It is very hard to get into God’s heavenly country club.
Santa Claus is another matter. He’s cute. He’s nonthreatening. He’s always cheerful. And he loves animals. He may know who’s been naughty and who’s been nice, but he never does anything about it. He gives everyone everything they want without the thought of quid pro quo. He works hard for charities, and he’s famously generous to the poor. Santa Claus is preferable to God in every way but one: There is no such thing as Santa Claus.”
Pj O ‘Rourke
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