[silverleaf]

Do You wanna build a snowman?

I KEEL YOU!

[I-ambush]

That’s right, there will be no more snowmen allowed in the desert!

[PGR88]

it promotes lustiness and eroticism,” one wrote.

He said snowmen, not snow-goats.

[Lazamataz]

Islam is a serious mental illness.

[doug from upland]

Sheikh Mohammed Saleh al-Munajjid is right about snowmen.

[BykrBayb]

it promotes lustiness and eroticism

Is there anything that they don't want to have sex with?

[baltimorepoet]

Someone should carve an ice sculpture of Mohammed on his honeymoon with Aisha.

[norwaypinesavage]

Even Mohammed knew that the lie about his immortality wouldn’t fly after he was dead. Even snowmen have more credibility than a dead Mohammed. In actuality, it was the barely literate Imams who wrote the Quran a couple of centuries after Mohammed was already dead. They already found out that a snowman had more credibility than a dead Mohammed did.

[edpc]

You can build the cleric from a snowman
And pretend that he is Imam Brown
He'll say, "Are you married?"
We'll say, "No, man"
And they'll behead you when you're back in town

[doug from upland]

[defconw]

Are snow goats permissible?

[St_Thomas_Aquinas]

I guess we don’t have ask how they feel about statues of the Virgin Mary.

[I want the USA back]

Not many snowmen in the towelhead countries. I guess they ban gingerbread “men” too.

[Gargantua]

I just "issued a fatwah." It was a silent-but-deadly little bugger. The way it came out so hot was an instant warning to the cogniscenti that the aftermath would be ugly.

"For you are the wind beneath my jeans..."

A Fatwah! LMAO!!!!

[molson209]

Insanity is the First requirement to be a cleric ?

[Slainte]

...promotes lustiness and eroticism...

[SandRat]

Fish Crackers are big sellers too.

[exit82]

What about using yellow snow?

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

Making a snowman is anti-Islamic? I’m getting my coat and gloves. See you later. I’ll call him Snowhammed.

[vette6387]

I guess they can’t build “sandmen’ either, you suppose?