[Gaffer]

Damn...I really like being a Prime Customer at Amazon. I’m gonna have to stop it. I hate that SOB.

[fatnotlazy]

I confess. I've become an Amazon junkie. Since the weather around here has been so lousy, it's been wonderful to order merchandise, have it delivered and not have to go out to a store in the cold. Now that malls have become unsafe, shopping online really is the only way to go.

So now I have a choice — continue to patronize a hotbed of liberalism or go to the mall and run the risk of being shot or blown up. Wonderful choice isn't it?