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Dems Discover the Truth About All Us Koch Brother Conservatives
Townhall.com ^ | March 3, 2015 | Michael Hausam

Posted on 03/03/2015 8:43:14 AM PST by Kaslin

For those of you currently on the Koch Brothers political agenda payroll, have open applications pending into the "club," or have been involved in the marketing campaign to cover up the true agenda of conservatives, we all have something to be a little concerned about: Our secret has been discovered.

Here's what happened: Emanuel Cleaver (D-MO) was speaking at a Democrat fundraiser last week and in response to the tea party and other conservative's rallying cry of wanting to "take our country back!", he said this:

“You can’t have it back. We’re not going back to a day when we were segregated. We’re not going back to a day when women were considered secondary citizens. We’re not going back.”

Obviously this has the potential to be catastrophic.

Back when I was brought into the fold, given the secret password and special handshake, informed of the real agenda, and received my first big check, the most important thing was to keep it all extraordinarily top secret. But somehow Representative Cleaver - and who knows how many others - has figured it out. Or some turncoat has spilled the beans.

For the most part, the fake agenda of the conservative right has been successfully disseminated and spread throughout the country. False flag issues like the desire for smaller government, individual responsibility, lower tax rates, a return to Constitutionality, and a balanced budget are the ideas most people now associate with the political right. This narrative has for the most part been broadly communicated and accepted as true.

Last Fall's election, with overwhelming victories for Republicans in multiple statehouses, governor's mansions, and in the U.S. Congress, was certainly the stunning climax to a years long effort to install candidates who are receptive to our plan. For the most part, they were elected based upon their true beliefs and publicly voiced commitments to the false flag issues. They all participated in the secret ceremonies of which we've become so fond. Fortunately, the electorate bought the lies hook, line, and sinker.

As you certainly realized when analyzing Cleaver's statement, however, as much as he correctly identified two important issues to us all, segregating the races and demeaning women, the equally important third leg of our agenda seems to be as-yet-unknown. That is the idea, of course, that the workers and middle class of America should exist only to enrich the wealthy and privileged. Essentially, we've redesigned capitalism to benefit a fortunate few.

As we are all well aware, the compromise reached over the last decade with regard to prioritization of the three main issues was not easily achieved. There were those that insisted that white supremacy be the overarching theme while others felt that a ruthless enslavement of Americans that would accrue power and assets to the 1% should have primacy. Complicating the argument was the universally agreed upon importance of male domination. The final synthesis, the one that resulted in our secret "Tri-Pod" logo, was a solution that captured the essence of all three ideas. So far, it has been a smashing success.

Going forward, it seems like the unearthing of our real agenda hasn't received the press we might have feared. If it does become an issue, the as-trained responses should suffice. Deny that it's true and reuse the same old talking points as cover. Repeat as necessary. We've all become adept at repeating the lie: "The government should spend less, we want to be left alone, and decisions should be made by individuals and not some far-off official or bureaucrat." Practice this until you can deliver it as if you really mean it.

At some point we'll have sufficient political cover to tell the truth and effect the changes we really want. Getting the U.S. back to being segregated upon racial lines, forcing the retreat of women, and an economic system that takes from the poor and gives to the rich is a worthwhile goal. Don't give up hope and keep up the good work!


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1 posted on 03/03/2015 8:43:14 AM PST by Kaslin
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To: Kaslin
the secret password and special handshake

And I thought it was just the Masons and KofC that were into this, LOL.

2 posted on 03/03/2015 8:45:08 AM PST by nascarnation (Impeach, convict, deport)
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To: Kaslin

Fantastic how wanting to return to traditional American values like hard work and personal responsibility have been warped into a dog whistle for wanting to bring back slavery and the Salem witch trials.


3 posted on 03/03/2015 8:47:28 AM PST by caligatrux (Rage, rage against the dying of the light.)
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To: Kaslin

Does anyone know where I can get my official Koch brothers conservative letter man jacket? I used my old one to help a Stalinist transgender obese black person cross a road, and I never got it back.


4 posted on 03/03/2015 8:47:46 AM PST by rarestia (It's time to water the Tree of Liberty.)
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5 posted on 03/03/2015 8:49:07 AM PST by rarestia (It's time to water the Tree of Liberty.)
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To: Kaslin

I think it was Mother Jones that had a big expose on the Kochs not to long ago and determined that they were actually Libertarians.

Throwing that article out in the face of Progs makes it really hard for them to make the Kochs into the bogeyman ...


6 posted on 03/03/2015 8:52:56 AM PST by tanknetter
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To: rarestia

Judging from the leg, I’d have offered to pick her up and carry her rather than ruin a good suit coat.


7 posted on 03/03/2015 9:04:35 AM PST by econjack (I'm not bossy...I just know what you should be doing.)
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To: Kaslin

Interesting read. Well, back to work making the air dirty for children, hey, it’s a living.


8 posted on 03/03/2015 9:04:52 AM PST by DBrow
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“Interesting read. Well, back to work making the air dirty for children, hey, it’s a living.”
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I spend the bulk of my work life endeavoring to maximize pollution of the nation's water supplies. But am looking into the possibility of transferring my job skills to positions making the air dirty for children—so I envy you folk already in that field.
9 posted on 03/03/2015 9:16:54 AM PST by House Atreides (CRUZ or lose!)
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If you don’t have your heart set on making the air dirty for children, there are always opportunities the leaking radioactive waste into the watershed department. I could put in a good word.

The job’s admittedly boring, but the puppy burning at the Christmas party makes up for a lot of it.


10 posted on 03/03/2015 9:29:06 AM PST by chrisser (Silly Wabbit. Trix are for kids. And Cheetos are for Rinos.)
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To: Kaslin

Amazing how the ‘rats always seem to forget that segregation was their idea, and they were the ones resisting its defeat decades later.


11 posted on 03/03/2015 9:32:05 AM PST by chrisser (Silly Wabbit. Trix are for kids. And Cheetos are for Rinos.)
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To: tanknetter
...and determined that they were actually Libertarians.

Well they did found the Cato Institute.

12 posted on 03/03/2015 10:14:21 AM PST by SeeSharp
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“...The job’s admittedly boring, but the puppy burning at the Christmas party makes up for a lot of it.”
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We also toss kittens into the fire also at our Christmas party. I’m thinking of working on my PhD so I can move into our ozone layer destruction division for its higher pay.


13 posted on 03/03/2015 10:49:30 AM PST by House Atreides (CRUZ or lose!)
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To: Kaslin
I don't think Democrats understand the definition of hypocrisy. Here's a black Dem, Emanuel Cleaver, a member of a segregated congressional org., the congressional black caucus, asserting that blacks are not going back to the days of segregation.

Oh, that there was one Pubbie congressscritter with the guts to call him on that.

14 posted on 03/03/2015 10:50:48 AM PST by driftless2 (For long term happiness, learn how to play the accordion.)
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To: tanknetter

But it’s precisely because the Koch brothers are not just libertarians, but principled libertarians, that they are so hated by the left. The rest of the monied interests have been bought out by and bought into big government — so long as the power of the state props up their business model, or creates a regulatory environment that prevents competitors from entering the market (even if it’s a drag on their own bottom line, if it keeps start-ups, or upstarts, from competing with them, and freezes out disruptive technologies, lots of regulation is seen as good) — but not the Koch brothers.


15 posted on 03/03/2015 11:02:48 AM PST by The_Reader_David (And when they behead your own people in the wars which are to come, then you will know...)
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To: driftless2

Oh, no Democrats understand the definition of hypocrisy — having principles one fails to adhere to. They understand it and are so in horror of it that they take the only certain route to avoiding hypocrisy: having no principles.


16 posted on 03/03/2015 11:04:56 AM PST by The_Reader_David (And when they behead your own people in the wars which are to come, then you will know...)
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To: Kaslin

I am still waiting for my first check from the Brothers before I do anything.

I feel like I’ve been ripped off again. Obama promised me a pony and I didn’t get that either.


17 posted on 03/03/2015 1:05:11 PM PST by kaehurowing
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To: rarestia

Actually, modern American women don’t walk across your jacket, they walk across your back.


18 posted on 03/03/2015 1:05:57 PM PST by kaehurowing
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To: DBrow
Interesting read. Well, back to work making the air dirty for children, hey, it’s a living.

Have you got all the Evil Black Gun ammo you'll need for Kill the Innocent Little Black Boys Day?

So many Twayvons, so little time.

19 posted on 03/03/2015 1:41:25 PM PST by lentulusgracchus ("If America was a house, the Left would root for the termites." - Greg Gutfeld)
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To: kaehurowing
Actually, modern American women don’t walk across your jacket, they walk across your back.

No, their attorneys do that.... The women walk across your bank account instead.

20 posted on 03/03/2015 1:43:14 PM PST by lentulusgracchus ("If America was a house, the Left would root for the termites." - Greg Gutfeld)
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