Posted on 04/08/2015 4:41:44 AM PDT by WhiskeyX
A Chinese man who was dating 17 women at once has been found out after his girlfriends turned up to visit him in hospital following a car crash.
The man, surnamed Yuan, from the city of Changsha in Hunan province, had been dating all the women at the same time, and even had a child with one, state media reports.
His luck ran out when hospital staff began contacting his loved ones in the wake of his accident.
(Excerpt) Read more at telegraph.co.uk ...
Yuan, choo got some ‘splainin to do!
Run Yuan, run!
Perhaps he might be wise to volunteer for the PLA and a foreign assignment, like Africa!
“A Chinese man who was dating 17 women at once”
Who does this guy think he is? An American sailor in the US navy?
There’s a four-star movie here.
I’m suddenly reminded of this old CP Daddies song:
The ladies got together and decided they’d been had
This ain’t Salt Lake and you ain’t Don Juan man
We’ve got to give you credit we was happy for a time
But you’re the Ding-Dong Daddy of the D-car line
Say ding
(Ding)
Say dong
(Dong)
That Ding-Dong Daddy he did sixteen women wrong!
HEY...a girl in every port not 17 in the same city :)
He was heard to utter in his defense :
“Hey they all looked alike to me”
And I thought it was funny when I saw on “untold Stories of the ER” about the guy and his GF who went to the ER with a “Viagra” issue, then his WIFE showed up. The ensuing cat fight was hilarious! Especially as it occurred across the bed over his turgid “member.”
This story would be better if his name was “Hung Lo”.
Boeing Boeing
He had to be rolling in Yuan for them all to be rolling with Yuan
Dis Jus Wong?
I never knew Laz was Chinese!
His full name is Long Duck Dong.
Even better if his name is “Too Beaucoup”!
“To our wives and our girlfriends...should they never meet!”
A Mexican co-worker had a similar problem. There was a terrible fight at work when his pregnant wife met his pregnant girlfriend. They both threw them out of their houses, so a third girlfriend took him home with her. When he tried to go home to his pregnant wife, she threw all of his clothes into the backyard, poured gasoline on them, and set them on fire. The last I heard he was still living with his wife and his girlfriends as circumstances unfolded.
No wonder Mexican and Chinese TV networks are so prolific at producing soap operas.
Yuan Sum Ding Dong!
I’m older now, but if I were younger, I’d be asking, “What’s he have that I don’t?”
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