Posted on 04/18/2015 10:03:36 AM PDT by bray
Proverbs 16:18 Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall.
Just when you thought Harpy had a chance to win the nomination she goes on her three day Iowa Vacation and gives all the other contenders hope. Whoever came up with the Iowa shuffle, let alone the Darth Vader mobile should be fired immediately and never put on another campaign. For a woman who comes across as cold, unapproachable and secretive, why would you choose a black armored car with smoked windows, was the tank booked? The only thing that rolling death machine needed was a breathing sound saying, “Luke I am your father.”
We haven’t seen that many pratfalls in a campaign since Howard Dean lost Iowa. Speaking of Iowa, how does a Billionaire running for President as a champion of the little guy not put a twenty in a tip jar. Of course most people do not put money in those things, but a certain number of people do and in a staged photop how do you not let everyone know you are generous to a fault. Just like turning in Bill’s well used underwear for an IRS deduction, some habits are hard to break. Marxist habits like being a tightwad when it is your money and generous with everyone else’s is a lifestyle rather than a habit.
This woman is very likely the most unlikable person in politics today. Most of us who remember the Clintons forget how angry and bitter she is as well as her inability to relate to people on a personal level. This is a woman who believes she is owed the presidency even though she is absolutely incompetent in basically everything she has attempted. Like most feminists she has gotten her titles and power from having the name Hillary Rotten Clinton and nothing else. Her next accomplishment will be her first. She likely received her degree from regurgitating Marxist clichés for her professors like a trained chimp, but once she left the world of academia she has shown herself to be remarkably incapable of ingenuity or creativity while being completely devoid of charisma and talent.
Her kickoff to Iowa in the Darth Vader armored helmet was a sight to behold. Not to be outdone by her Benghazi fiasco, she flies off to Iowa with one of the most closely choreographed events in the history of politics. In case anyone questioned her bonafides of being a control freak she had her “average Iowans” go through a verbal colonoscopy the TSA would be proud of before they met Bill’s ex-wife. In addition to the fake average people she made sure the media was at least fifty yards away and treated America to an adoring press stampede that looked like a bunch of kindergartners running recess.
The classic Hillary moment had to be her claiming all of her grandparents were immigrants when only one of them was. Who in America does not know exactly where their grandparents were born let alone if they came across on a ship? Either she actually did have a stroke a year ago, or she is trying to pretend she is not a real American and can relate to her fellow immigrants. She is so technologically backwards she forgot people can Google the Rodhem family tree and see for themselves that only one of them came across from Europe. The cherry on the top of this “improvised” event was insisting her Grandmother used three names and kept her maiden middle name. Just like everything about Hillary, we have to believe a woman in the 1920’s who came across from old Europe was a hardcore bitter feminist who insisted everyone call her by three names, and Benghazi was caused by a video on Youtube.
The final insult after she parked the Darth Vader Mobile in front of a handicapped spot for an hour, which is the sin of all sins; was seen walking across Omaha airport by herself with a huge carry on bag. You could see the look on her face of how you get to your gate and where is her pissant to schlep that body sized bag full of pantsuits? Here is a billionaire who does not ever drive staging a cheap photop pretending she is not an evil 1%er. She is right she is the 1/100th of 1%er trying to act like she has actually been in an airport in the past forty years.
So she rolled out the same old tired clichés of dividing Americans and victimology in her staged events. Her trick like catching the shuttle back to NY is how she is going to make herself into a poor oppressed Billionaire who deserves to be the most powerful person in the world. She cannot dare be put in front of even the friendliest establishmedia, let alone Fox news for fear of having to explain one of a dozen scandals stuffed in her closet. Imagine if one of her plants were to ask her who invented the Benghazi lie and she had to admit it was a planned attack by Al Queda on 9/11? What if her thin skinned temper rears its ugly head? That opens up everything about her incompetence which has been on display for decades.
After watching the rollout of Hillary’s Iowa Vacation, it makes you really wonder if she is capable of winning the Party nomination even with Koch Brothers type money. She and her Three Stooges management team have taken perhaps the easiest primary in the history of this country and made it into a real struggle. Now everyone is going to be watching for planted, scripted zombies as well as vetting every lie that comes out of her mouth like her immigrant grandparents. It only proves the theory in real life the smartest woman in the world is actually not and completely incompetent in all aspects of her life. She has made such a statement with the micromanaging and bungling all she needs now is Chevy Chase driving the armored van.
Pray America is waking
Darth Vader Mobile
ahahahahaha HEP ME.. I cant stop laughing!!
Thank You!
Around here we’ve been calling it the old fat bat mobile.
What was the deal with going in Chipotle? She and Huma went in there with sunglasses as if they were trying to be celebrities who didn’t want to be recognized. Then they had the media show the security camera video showing that she was there. Who the heck is stage managing Hillary, and do they really think this is effective????
enough braying
Didn’t matter if the Chipotle staff recognized her because the murder of media folk was sure to rush in and ask, “Did you know who that was? What did she order, etc, etc.
The unasked questions:
Did she use the rest rooms? For how long?
Did they go in together?
How long did it take to clean up after them?
Did they ditch the food in the can?
Darth Vader mobile. Ha. Good one. Anybody have a pic of this vehicle? I’m guessing it is something akin to the big black bus Obama rolled out for his campaign. It’s all about the appearance of power and intimidation.
Oh to have been the proverbial fly on the wall!!
I like it !!!
I wish I were an artist, if I were I’d create a cartoon caption with a gleeful media chasing Hiliary’s van while carrying camouflage, white paint and toilet paper.
Actually, it’s (supposedly) a fairly standard Chevy van modification by Explorer of Indiana.
This woman is really owed the nomination. She is entitled to it.
Well done bray, to think that this washed up, never-was, is even being considered by anyone as a Presidential candidate is beyond belief.
And yet no one dares to run against her.
Mrs. Jabba the Hut has all the money she will ever need, and it wouldn't have hurt her to put a twenty in the tip jar. She could have bought all the press people a burrito and an iced tea, or she could have paid for the meals of all the people in the restaurant. NOPE. Bitter, clinging to her money old rich white woman.
Now that is a funny picture!
By the way, good piece. Nailed it.
Thanks for the pic. But, why an SUV and not a bus? Never mind, doesn’t really matter I guess. It’s all fake anyway.
Somehow this vehicle is the perfect personification of Hillary. Big, hippy and covered in black.
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