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Safe Boating Tips (FReepers are lousy boaters)
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Posted on 05/22/2015 1:28:45 PM PDT by VRW Conspirator
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Ok you land lubbers, malcontents, radicals, newbies, wannabes, and the general public. Here are some good tips to apply to your boating adventures.
To: VRW Conspirator
Let the kid drive the boat so you can drink.
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posted on
05/22/2015 1:31:15 PM PDT
by
AppyPappy
(If you are not part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
To: VRW Conspirator
You're doing it wrong.
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posted on
05/22/2015 1:32:25 PM PDT
by
petercooper
(And I was born in the back seat of a Greyhound bus... Rollin' down Highway 41.)
To: VRW Conspirator
Where’s #11 about securing your firearms so they don’t end up at the bottom of the lake?
To: VRW Conspirator
My rule: Always get the most luxurious outside cabin you can afford.
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posted on
05/22/2015 1:35:00 PM PDT
by
Don Corleone
("Oil the gun..eat the cannoli. Take it to the Mattress.")
To: VRW Conspirator
When I attended the Hunter Safety Instructors Academy, I was surprised to learn that they were losing more hunters to drowning than to firearms accidents. That was in Mississippi.
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posted on
05/22/2015 1:36:42 PM PDT
by
yarddog
(Romans 8:38-39, For I am persuaded.)
To: VRW Conspirator
Never keep your entire firearms collection on boats.
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posted on
05/22/2015 1:37:18 PM PDT
by
ansel12
To: VRW Conspirator
Aye, aye, captain!
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posted on
05/22/2015 1:40:28 PM PDT
by
Obadiah
(This is Bravo-6, we have Zips in the wire! I repeat, Zips in the wire.)
To: VRW Conspirator
11. Don’t forget the drain plug.
To: Obadiah
To: arbitrary.squid
WTF?
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posted on
05/22/2015 1:44:49 PM PDT
by
justlurking
(tagline removed, as demanded by Admin Moderators)
To: VRW Conspirator; All
Ok just reserved ‘Stargazer’, 22-ft sloop for sailing Sunday afternoon in beautiful Pensacola Bay! Have a wonderful holiday weekend freepers, and save a thought for the brave men who gave their lives to keep us free.
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posted on
05/22/2015 1:45:19 PM PDT
by
notdownwidems
(Washington DC has become the enemy of free people everywhere)
To: justlurking; arbitrary.squid
Seriously. That’s disturbing.
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posted on
05/22/2015 1:48:15 PM PDT
by
Obadiah
(This is Bravo-6, we have Zips in the wire! I repeat, Zips in the wire.)
To: justlurking
It’s a joke album someone photoshopped up.
To: arbitrary.squid
An ex-PHB tv tech manager and other PHBs took his boat to the lake one time. None of the whiz kids, noticed the drain plug was removed until half of it was underwater. That includes the owner who pulled it at some point earlier in the week.
A few of us would have loved it to sink.
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posted on
05/22/2015 1:51:17 PM PDT
by
wally_bert
(There are no winners in a game of losers. I'm Tommy Joyce, welcome to the Oriental Lounge.)
To: VRW Conspirator
Do not attempt to save fuel by piggy-backing.
To: petercooper
Man that pic is funny. I could easily see some young smart aleck know-it-all liberal doing that...lol
To: VRW Conspirator
Focus FReepers Focus
No safety vests, brothers. That's what I'm talking about.
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posted on
05/22/2015 1:53:27 PM PDT
by
VRW Conspirator
(American Jobs for American Workers)
To: VRW Conspirator
It is exceptionally important that when going boating to secure all your firearms and ammunition, so that in case the boat tips, even if it does not capsize, you do not lose your firearms and ammunition, where it would be difficult or impossible for the government to locate so it could be confiscated.
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posted on
05/22/2015 1:54:34 PM PDT
by
yefragetuwrabrumuy
("Don't compare me to the almighty, compare me to the alternative." -Obama, 09-24-11)
To: arbitrary.squid
Yes, of course, lol. It’s still disturbing!
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posted on
05/22/2015 1:56:07 PM PDT
by
Obadiah
(This is Bravo-6, we have Zips in the wire! I repeat, Zips in the wire.)
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