Agent: A steady decline since -
Hill: I know, I know.
Agent: Frankly nobody knows who you are.
Hill: It's because of these damned Jews in the music business-
Agent: Not only did they kill record sales-
Hill: It's time to hit them where it hurts.
Agent: The pocketbook? A Strike? Lauryn, if you stopped singing today nobody would notice.
Lauryn: No, I mean Israel. Let's set up a concert then cancel it, like Pink Floyd did, like all those other guys did.
Agent: Brilliant! That way you could get noticed again! Heck nobody knows over 20% of Israel is Arab/Moslem. Let's go with the "apartheid" routine!
Lauryn: Bingo! AND we make the Jews look bad!
Agent: Awesome! Look at what they did in Ferguson, look what they did with Katrina... The American people have had enough of those Jews.
Lauryn: One problem - I can't sing.
Agent: You never could! Just roll with it, babe! Keep on truckin'!
