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Boozy chimps back 'drunken monkey' idea of Man and Ape
France 24 ^ | Staff

Posted on 06/10/2015 8:27:07 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway

Wild chimpanzees enjoying opportunistic booze-ups on palm wine have helped shed light on a theory about evolution, scientists said on Wednesday.

Chimps in the west African country of Guinea discovered a free treat in raffia palms tapped by local people to extract a sweet, milky sap which then ferments into an alcoholic drink.

The apes scrunched up leaves in their mouths, moulding them into spongy pads that they then dipped into the sap-gathering container, which villagers attach to the tree near its crown.

Tests showed that the beverage's alcoholic content varied from 3.1 percent to a whopping 6.9 percent, the equivalent of strong beer.

Some of the chimps went a little, well, ape.


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Unclassified
KEYWORDS: wod

1 posted on 06/10/2015 8:27:07 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: AngelesCrestHighway
Wild chimpanzees enjoying opportunistic booze-ups on palm wine have helped shed light on a theory about evolution, scientists said on Wednesday.

BS. I had a dog once that loved beer....................

2 posted on 06/10/2015 8:29:46 AM PDT by Red Badger (Man builds a ship in a bottle. God builds a universe in the palm of His hand.............)
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To: Red Badger

Yeah me too my childhood pit bull love drinking my dad beer LOL!


3 posted on 06/10/2015 8:30:42 AM PDT by SevenofNine (We are Freepers, all your media bases belong to us ,resistance is futile)
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

man evolved surrounded by fermented fruit, cannabis and magic mushrooms.

our natural state is to be drunk, stoned and sexing in a forest full of fruit


4 posted on 06/10/2015 8:31:53 AM PDT by varyouga
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To: SevenofNine

This dog I had would sniff around and if you happen to put your beer down where she could get it, it was HERS...........................


5 posted on 06/10/2015 8:35:29 AM PDT by Red Badger (Man builds a ship in a bottle. God builds a universe in the palm of His hand.............)
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To: varyouga

Sounds roughly like the Garden of Eden, to me.........................


6 posted on 06/10/2015 8:36:02 AM PDT by Red Badger (Man builds a ship in a bottle. God builds a universe in the palm of His hand.............)
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To: Red Badger

What the hell else is there to do in the jungle...?


7 posted on 06/10/2015 8:38:15 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

It seems that alcohol consumption would be a deterrent to evolution. A drunk ape, or any other animal for that matter, is easy prey to a predator..................


8 posted on 06/10/2015 8:49:26 AM PDT by Red Badger (Man builds a ship in a bottle. God builds a universe in the palm of His hand.............)
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

Laughable.
But I like the drunk monkey pic you posted!


9 posted on 06/10/2015 8:51:26 AM PDT by vpintheak (Call the left what they are - regressive control-freaks)
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

Drunk Astronauts Let Chimp Land Shuttle (The Onion)

Very funny:

http://www.theonion.com/audio/drunk-astronauts-let-chimp-land-shuttle-13107


10 posted on 06/10/2015 8:52:17 AM PDT by BBB333 (Q: Which is grammatically correct? Joe Biden IS or Joe Biden ARE an idiot?)
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

“ERRRRRRRRPPP!!!”


11 posted on 06/10/2015 9:02:30 AM PDT by elcid1970 ("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam.")
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A “whopping” 6.9%?

Really?


12 posted on 06/10/2015 9:53:10 AM PDT by WayneS (Yeah, it's probably sarcasm...)
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To: Red Badger

However, a sentient being that observes it likes being intoxicated will seek out further ways of being intoxicated, so yes, that could speed along civilization.


13 posted on 06/10/2015 9:55:41 AM PDT by arbitrary.squid
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To: arbitrary.squid

I’ve always wondered about beer.

Wine, I can see, could be discovered accidentally by fermented fruit juice left in a container for a period of time.

But beer, that takes a process, chemical reactions, knowledge of yeasts and a whole bunch of grains that would otherwise be food.

So, how did the ancients ‘discover’ beer?.....................


14 posted on 06/10/2015 10:01:51 AM PDT by Red Badger (Man builds a ship in a bottle. God builds a universe in the palm of His hand.............)
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To: Red Badger

You know what my pit bull dog least my father offer him beer he drink out of previous empty can yeah he would drink the beer


15 posted on 06/10/2015 10:02:28 AM PDT by SevenofNine (We are Freepers, all your media bases belong to us ,resistance is futile)
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To: Red Badger

It takes knowledge to perfect, yes. But wild yeasts and primitive grain storage could positively give rise to fermented alcoholic grains.


16 posted on 06/10/2015 10:05:24 AM PDT by arbitrary.squid
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To: Red Badger

Most of the very early beers start with bread and warm water. I can see where a soup recipe went awry and beer was born.


17 posted on 06/10/2015 10:09:03 AM PDT by discostu (In fact funk's as old as dirt)
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or someone’s bread got rained on in a warm temperature, possibly during travel, people ate it because they were hungry, and wow, look at the effect.


18 posted on 06/10/2015 4:55:14 PM PDT by arbitrary.squid
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