[RightGeek]

It's satire, although it is hard to tell these days.

[max americana]

and most of the crew are from the mental asylum.

[CGASMIA68]

Self Identifying Warship..
No one on board is normal..

[TigersEye]

The next ship will be the USS Warren.

It will be armed with bows and arrows and coup sticks.

[dp0622]

Couldn’t they have opened a rehab center for brain injured vets and others with her name on it, if anything?

[humblegunner]

It's satire

Correct, yet you posted it in "News" without a satire tag.

Aren't things bad enough without having to make up fake-ass blog garbage?

[miss marmelstein]

When I didn’t see John Semmens name, I began to wonder!

[Lizavetta]

Why don’t the guns just identify as slingshots and be done with it? You know, on their journey to becoming transweapons.

[BwanaNdege]

The real question is how much did all the Mil-Spec Pink paint cost?

Or did they give it the Rainbow (Rainbow Warrior? - naa, that name was already taken) color scheme?

[Morpheus2009]

Yeah, the navy is real peaceful, glad to know that there aren’t any Marines or SEALs guarding it, for anyone with an axe to grind with the navy.

[moovova]

That’s hilarious.

[Halgr]

Yup, satire. go to Wikipedia and you will see that the ship is actually armed.

[NormsRevenge]

Twin 50 inch rubber bands with water balloons as ammo.

Or thousands of cream filled cupcakes dropped from drones..

I bet the armorymaster would still find a way to get the job done.

[The_Media_never_lie]

I’m glad you told me it was satire; was getting ready to email my congress critter.

[Greysard]

much of the money saved on armament for the vessel was able to be redirected to a vegan-friendly galley, unisex uniforms for the whole crew, and [snip]

The latter is probably painful.

[Mamzelle]

Please put "satire" in the title and the post in humor.

Just speaking personally, I find these "gotcha" satires to be quite depressing, since they are believable as actual news stories and as awful as things are getting, simply serve to raise anxiety with no relieving chuckle. No laughs to be had, and no truth either.

[depressed in 06]

It is a ship in Obummer’s Navy designed to do one thing, surrender.

[broken_arrow1]

Next up is the Ebola Gay, the first ship to sail with it’s bow up it’s rudder!

[I want the USA back]

Semper modestis told me it was satire. I believed it up to then.

[GoldenPup]

a first-of-its-kind, gun-free warship.

Otherwise know as...A Very Expensive Target. Beyond Rediculous!!

[SoFloFreeper]

Please, tell me this is a joke.

Didn’t Jim Robinson ask us to put “Satire” on the titles of these?