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Shoplifters Spotted Shoving Hamburgers Down Pants
Consumerist ^ | June 18, 2015

Posted on 06/18/2015 3:40:24 PM PDT by SMGFan

Two men California were sort of shuffling around a supermarket without purchasing anything. One of the men was wearing very baggy pants, and store employees later told police that it was obvious something had been shoved inside his trousers. When the staff confronted him, his pants fell down, revealing ill-gotten hamburgers.

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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption
KEYWORDS: california; chat; taintthemeat; theft; thingsinpants
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To: cincinnati65

I just KNEW this was gonna be a hilarious thread to read . . .


41 posted on 06/18/2015 6:44:54 PM PDT by Old Grumpy
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To: exit82

How about the scene with Tim Mathieson and Vera? Bloom in the supermarket, with him holding the cucumber? Remember her reply? If so, post here.

No, it was not “Is that at cucumber in your pocket or are you just happy to see me”?

I want some bonus points for this.


42 posted on 06/18/2015 6:59:02 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper (madmax)
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To: MadMax, the Grinning Reaper

“No.Vegetables are sensual. People are sensuous.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9ZjOCSLYlc


43 posted on 06/18/2015 7:15:37 PM PDT by exit82 ("The Taliban is on the inside of the building" E. Nordstrom 10-10-12)
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To: SaveFerris
Two men California

Could be all that's still there. New state motto.
44 posted on 06/18/2015 7:18:48 PM PDT by recumbentibus
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To: recumbentibus

Sounds like a new Charlie Sheen show.


45 posted on 06/18/2015 7:20:40 PM PDT by SaveFerris (Be a blessing to a stranger today for some have entertained angels unaware)
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To: Clay Moore

Store’s new motto: “You can’t beat our meat!”


46 posted on 06/18/2015 7:23:27 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (My music: http://hopalongginsberg.com/ | Facebook: Hopalong Ginsberg | Instagram: hopalonginsberg)
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To: SMGFan

For some reason, a hamburger tastes much better with swiss cheese and bacon on top. I order it that way whenever I happen to be in a “hamburger” joint.


47 posted on 06/18/2015 7:46:41 PM PDT by SamAdams76
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