16 Police Forces Called to Bloody Wedding Brawl

Newser ^ | 06/23/2015

[Safetgiver]

We ain’t gots no red necks 13 miles from here. It was the REAL Amish.Or sump’ng.

[Drew68]

Honestly, that’s what I pictured them looking like.

[shotgun]

Are you saying they did her "family style"?

[equaviator]

What a contrast it was to the Penn-View. Even the cemetary across the street had an elegance to it. I only stayed for one night before making the trip back home. One night at the Penn-View there were some black guys hanging out, drinking and making noise all night and when I left to go to work the next morning, I noticed that they had tossed all of their chicken bones across the parking lot and into the bed of my truck! For few minutes i was thinking “Could they have place a Voodoo curse on me?”...LOL!

[Drew68]

Once on the ground, Pelker struggled with officers and grabbed one of them in the crotch before he was subdued.

People have been shot dead for less.

[Theophilus]

[smoothsailing]

The restraint shown by the police is really something.

[NorthMountain]

The cops showed some real professionalism in this incident.

[Drew68]

The restraint shown by the police is really something.

No good deed will go unpunished though. The cops made the mistake of showing restraint and professionalism against white criminals.

Expect howls of outrage.

[Clay Moore]

Hold my beer and watch this! ping

[Half Vast Conspiracy]

As for that 14-year-old, he blew a 0.16, twice the legal limit for adults.

Is there really a legal limit for adults in PA?

I understand a legal limit for driving, but not a limit in general.

[driftless2]

"all rednecks are in the South"

They aren't....plenty of those types in my neck of the woods, Wisconsin. I know a guy who started a fist fight at his own wedding.

[Slings and Arrows]

White-Trash-Behaving-Badly ping!

[Slings and Arrows]

And two visible neck tattoos..aka “job stoppers.”

Three.

[Enterprise]

It wasn’t an official red neck function unless the Confederate Flag was flying.

[Slings and Arrows]

> Many kudos to the cops for not letting a very bad situation escalate to gunfire.

+1

[tnlibertarian]

As for that 14-year-old, he blew a 0.16, twice the legal limit for adults

There's a legal limit to how drunk an adult can be at a wedding reception?

[Slings and Arrows]

Guess we’ll have to wait for the wedding photos.

Hmmm...

JEFF FOXWORTHY: “If your wedding photos are police mugshots...”

[sweetiepiezer]

ROTFLMAO

[bgill]

Mama wouldn’t be please if you brought any of those freaks home for dinner.