Michelle Obama Reveals What She’d Do if She Could Choose Another Job

Breitbart ^ | August 2, 2015 | by Daniel Nussbaum

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First Lady Michelle Obama sat down with rapper Wale for a rapid-fire interview last week in which she revealed what she’d choose to do if she wasn’t the president’s wife.

“I would be Beyoncé,” Obama told Wale in the blink-and-you’ll-miss-it interview. “I’ve got the hands!”

The interview was filmed after last week’s Beating the Odds summit at which the First Lady invited more than 100 college-bound students to celebrate their achievements and hear from a number of guest speakers. Wale spoke at the event.

Of course, the Obamas have long admired Beyoncé and her husband Jay-Z.

Beyoncé performed at Obama’s inauguration in 2009 and attended Michelle Obama’s 50th birthday party along with her husband last year. Bey and Jay have visited the White House numerous times and were photographed in the Situation Room in 2010.

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[FlingWingFlyer]

The problem is, the illegal aliens have taken all the jobs that she’s qualified to do.

[mothball]

I was going to guess, professional vacationer.

[from occupied ga]

Lobster and wagyu beef taster?

[FreedomStar3028]

Does that mean Beyonce has man hands for a woman?

Or does it mean that Beyonce is actually a man?

This bothers me. I’ve seen Beyonce, and there is no way that Michelle Obama could be anything but a traitors wife.

[Tijeras_Slim]

When did she have her first job?

[ArtDodger]

Let me guess.. Co-pilot.. and realize her dream of making the Kessel run in under 12 parsecs....

[Pearls Before Swine]

Shakin’ that massive booty?

[miss marmelstein]

What’s she bitching about now? She gets to live like Beyoncé without having to have any talent.

[golux]

It takes guts - nay, raw fortitude - to look at the collapse of the Middle East, the emboldening of America's enemies, a complete stalemate in Washington, millions of Americans suddenly without health care, racial strife at levels unseen since the mid-sixties, and sit down for a hard--hitting interview with the likes of this b-list "rap" musician. Brava, man-woman. Bravo! I am finally proud of my country.

[Ancient Man]

I thought for sure that she’d be leasing out her upper teeth as a cowcatcher.

[Gay State Conservative]

If she was ever forced to *work* for a living she’d be an abortionist.

[PROCON]

As another FReeper noted:

She wouldn't want a job to help others or do other charitable work; she only wants fortune and fame.

An egotist to the bone.

[Dahoser]

Good one, Tijeras. Maybe we should count her appearances on Sanford and Son.

[Sgt_Schultze]

"Got the hands."

yup.

[BigEdLB]

Oh shoot. I thought she might say, “Prison Guard at a Soviet Gulag”. Then she’ d. Have full control of what everyone eats.

[Gaffer]

Well. They gave her a $300K job at a hospital of the Muslim, I guess she’d be able to get the job of Beyoncé. And you’d better like it or else.

[AFret.]

I was going to guess, professional vacationer.

Yeah, she can be a host on the “Travel Channel” and show us all the places she’s been on our dime, (but we can’t afford).