You don't want to put us in the kitchen.....
I don’t know about that. My late husband was great in the kitchen. We used to have family fun on Sundays. He would get a roast or a bird, massage it with olive oil, thyme, garlic, and after a trip to Brazil, lemon or lime juice on pork roasts, mix a fabulous stuffing, etc. I would fix a good salad and hot veggies, and put the kids to work mixing and baking something like corn bread with kernel corn and bacon bits, or whole grain muffins with nut and dried fruit bits. My sons have carried on this man in the kitchen with the family tradition. We all had great fun and yummy left overs. Oh, he also had run a 1000 man mess in Korea. A well known general was brought to his mess one Christmas dinner because his was the best.
Also in our family I was the thinker and he was the feeler. I am Germanic he was a Celtic warrior type.