But they might feel better if you give them some cash.
Then we got a mulatto president.
What? Wait, What? Really? Counseling? Are you serious? Do we have colleges filled with morons and sissies?
I would suggest if they were that upset by it they should just kill themselves.
What if I look at someone and ‘cross’ my eyes.
Is that like the crossed stars and bars?
Counseling for all, now!
By the way, good thing you can’t see inside my brain.
Every college student should be forced to watch “Band Of Brothers” and “Pacific” in order to graduate
A nation of pajama-boys, always getting the vapors.
We’re telegraphing to the entire world our pathetic weakness as a people. Not that this wasn’t already rather conveyed by electing a prissy, effete moron like Obama. But, wow, we’re really sending the smoke signals now to any entity that has an inclination to take advantage of us and our current spinelessness.
My eyes had to read “Massa” in Massachusetts; totally racist. I’m pretty sure I need counseling.
Quick, hide the Lynyrd Skynyrd CDs, and Dukes of Hazard DVDs. These delicate darlings might get a permanent case of the vapors!
Another case of micro-aggression upon their micro-egos or micro-brains.
Counselor: That's interesting. You know what makes me sad? You do! Maybe we should chug on over to mamby pamby land, where maybe we can find some self-confidence for you, you jackwagon!
Just imagine how these little snowflakes would react if they saw those same Confederate flags coming up Little Round Top at them.
With all of the stuff on the Internet ...THIS sends them to counseling?
What a bunch of bull$hit. Never heard of this college - but add it to the list of colleges that I’m never hiring from
Artist: EAGLES
Album: Hell Freezes Over
I turn on the tube and what do I see?
A whole lotta people cryin', 'Don't blame me'
They point their crooked little fingers at everybody else
Spend all their time feelin' sorry for themselves
Victim of this, victim of that
Your mama's too thin and your daddy's too fat
Get over it!
Get over it!
All this whinin' and cryin' and pitchin' a fit
Get over it! Get over it!
You say you haven't been the same since you had your little crash
But you might feel better if they gave you some cash
The more I think about it old Billy was right
Let's kill all the lawyers, kill 'em tonight
You don't wanna work, you wanna live like a king
But the big, bad world doesn't owe you a thing
Get over it!
Get over it!
If you don't wanna play then you might as well split
Get over it! Get over it!
It's like goin' to confession every time I hear you speak
You're makin' the most of your losin' streak
Some call it sick but I call it weak, yeah yeah yeah
Yeah you drag it around like a ball and chain
You wallow in the guilt, you wallow in the pain
You wave it like a flag, you wear it like a crown
Got your mind in the gutter, bringin' everybody down
You bitch about the present and blame it on the past
I'd like to find your inner child and kick its little ass!
Get over it!
Get over it!
All this bitchin' and moanin' and pitchin' a fit
Get over it! Get over it!
Get over it!
Get over it!
It's gotta stop sometime so why don't you quit?
Get over it! Get over it!
Get over it!
Maybe they should bring in these guys to help them with their sense of violation:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G880gxjj9dI
Gone With The Wind is on tonight. It won’t be long before the kids are demanding that Turner computer-erase the CSA flag out of it.