[maddog55]

So you need a “REAL” government ID to fly but not to vote.

[generally]

That’s because terrorists might blow up a plane a Democrat is flying on, but on the plus side they can count on them to vote D.

[Buckeye McFrog]

Ted Cruz should introduce a bill mandating that all polling stations be located aboard 747’s.

[sport]

You need a “Real” Government to take a crap. But not to vote. The catch there is that you vote Democrat. Start voting Republican and the Government will put so many i.d.s on you a freight train won’t be able to carry them.