FBI = Famous But Incompetent
I know a cop who says it stands for F*cking Bunch of Idiots.
Feral Bureau of Instigation or Federal Btchs of Islamization under Obama, take your pick...
I am pretty sure the only reason the KkK is alive today is thanks in part to the FBI. They need them more than any white does. I met, in fact, an old FBI agent ... And boy was he racist.