8 Things You Need To Know About Ted Cruz's Sex Scandal

ConservativeOutfitters.com ^ | Mar 25,2016 | unknown

[FR_addict]

The National Enquirer just dropped a bombshell on the Cruz campaign and the internet exploded overnight. Reports claim investigators found Ted Cruz allegedly had an affair with five different women. UPDATE #1: Ted Cruz Denies Affair. UPDATE #2: Trump Responds.

According to the Enquirer:

“Private detectives are digging into at least five affairs Ted Cruz supposedly had,” claimed a Washington insider. “The leaked details are an attempt to destroy what’s left of his White House campaign!” The ENQUIRER reports that Cruz’s claimed mistresses include a foxy political consultant and a high-placed D.C. attorney!

The publication did not name names and only printed pixelated photos. Internet users on Twitter, Reddit and 4chan quickly went to work to determine the identity of all five women while using the hashtag #CruzSexScandal.

8 things you need to know about Ted Cruz's sex scandal:

1. The National Enquirer Was Right About John Edwards, Tiger Woods and Jesse Jackson...

[sickoflibs]

Thanks, great catch!

He is definitely on a mission to get Hillary elected.

[StAnDeliver]

"The fact that she is throwing Katrina under the bus is suspicious."

Ya think? This is the same Act IV quietus in every bimbo eruption:

• The Carnal Acts
• The Rumors
• The Accusation
• The MSM redoubt-until-we-say-it-is-so
• The Bimbo$ Come Forward
• The Candidate Falls

Or in the case of Bubba, he becomes President and beats impeachment.

So chip up, Tedlims! Bubba has a path to the light lol...

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