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April 1st brings Shocking Revelations about Trump, Cruz relationship
Accuratereloading.com ^
| April 1, 2016
| Grenadier
Posted on 04/01/2016 6:17:00 PM PDT by X180A
Ted Cruz was caught with his lover of 5 years ... and it's Donald Trump!
... Heidi, his wife, Cruz said, is okay with his relationship with Trump. He described Heidi's initial reaction as shocked and angry but said she changed her attitude when he suggested they might all be able to get together and that Melania might even join in. But Cruz admitted he and Trump have been too busy on the campaign trail to make that happen. "We're going to have to wait and put our minds to that after the primary" he said, "regardless of who wins the nomination."
When asked about the pair's hateful bickering, vile name calling, and heated arguing during the debates Cruz puts it all down to "keeping up appearances". "There's no better form of foreplay", he added.
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TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: affair; april1st; cruz; trump
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I just don't know what to make of it. It makes me want to throw-up. Ugh...
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posted on
04/01/2016 6:17:00 PM PDT
by
X180A
To: X180A
April 1 is the stupidest “holiday”.
2
posted on
04/01/2016 6:18:16 PM PDT
by
ClearCase_guy
(I don't know what Claire Wolfe is thinking, but I know what I'm thinking.)
To: X180A
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posted on
04/01/2016 6:18:24 PM PDT
by
SamAdams76
(Delegates So Far: Trump (736); Cruz (463); Rubio (171); Kasich (143)
To: X180A
Good thing this was posted on April 1...
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posted on
04/01/2016 6:18:35 PM PDT
by
tips up
(When the people find that they can vote themselves money that will herald the end of the republic.)
To: X180A
It’s a BAD April Fool’s joke.
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posted on
04/01/2016 6:18:38 PM PDT
by
Innovative
("Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing." -- Vince Lombardi)
To: X180A
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posted on
04/01/2016 6:19:45 PM PDT
by
BlackAdderess
(A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen... -Emerson)
To: X180A
I just don't know what to make of it Lol....Hopefully your reaction to this obvious April Fool's joke is an April Fool's joke as well.
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posted on
04/01/2016 6:20:07 PM PDT
by
Mr. Mojo
To: ClearCase_guy
So if you stay at a Holiday Inn Express on April 1 does that make it an aww sh**???
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posted on
04/01/2016 6:21:40 PM PDT
by
disndat
To: ClearCase_guy
Personally I don’t see any difference between the lies pushed by the media on April 1 versus any other day of the year.
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posted on
04/01/2016 6:22:06 PM PDT
by
ri4dc
(I used to care, but I just take a pill for that now. [I am starting to care once again])
To: X180A
National Enquirer scam fell flat? Back to
“Booger-gate.”
To: BlackAdderess
Well, we know who the “top” is.
To: X180A
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posted on
04/01/2016 6:25:06 PM PDT
by
be-baw
(still seeking)
To: ClearCase_guy
April 1 is the stupidest “holiday”.I second that emotion.
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posted on
04/01/2016 6:25:07 PM PDT
by
MamaTexan
(I am a person as created by the Law of Nature, not a person as created by the laws of Man.)
To: Innovative
Really. Maybe the poorest attempt at an AF joke that I’ve seen. They are supposed to fool you for at least 10msec.
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posted on
04/01/2016 6:29:02 PM PDT
by
Seruzawa
(If you agree with the French raise your hand. If you are French raise both hands)
To: BlackAdderess
Angry sex? Actually Trump is very very good at angy sex, fabulous in fact, and many wonderful people would tell you that he leads in the area by just about any extremely reliable measure.
To: BlackAdderess
Angry sex? Actually Trump is very very good at angy sex, fabulous in fact, and many wonderful people would tell you that he leads in the area by just about any extremely reliable measure.
To: X180A; All
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posted on
04/01/2016 6:32:23 PM PDT
by
SandRat
(Duty - Honor - Country! What else needs said?)
To: X180A
Naw.
Not funny. Ask to be removed.
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posted on
04/01/2016 6:34:37 PM PDT
by
ifinnegan
(Democrats kill babies and harvest their organs to sell)
To: X180A
The minimum April 1st joke requirement is that it should be funny.
This isn't.
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posted on
04/01/2016 7:00:01 PM PDT
by
BitWielder1
(I'd rather have Unequal Wealth than Equal Poverty.)
To: SamAdams76
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posted on
04/01/2016 7:00:21 PM PDT
by
X180A
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