Kinky Sex, Drugs and Sea Monkeys....
To: DeathBeforeDishonor1
Yeah, last Friday night was great.
2 posted on
04/15/2016 9:12:07 AM PDT by
dp0622
(The only thing an upper crust conservative hates more than a liberal is a middle class conservative)
To: DeathBeforeDishonor1
My cousin fed his to his fish.
3 posted on
04/15/2016 9:15:31 AM PDT by
longfellow
(Bill Maher, the 21st hijacker.)
To: DeathBeforeDishonor1
Hey, hey we're the Sea Monkees And people say we monkey around...
To: DeathBeforeDishonor1
What really happened to Sea Monkeys....
To: DeathBeforeDishonor1
6 posted on
04/15/2016 9:20:38 AM PDT by
Red Badger
(WE DON'T NEED NO STEENKING TAGLINES!...........................)
To: DeathBeforeDishonor1
A Jewish Neo Nazi was the push behind Sea Monkeys?
Ok, I guess that wins today.
7 posted on
04/15/2016 9:23:46 AM PDT by
redgolum
To: DeathBeforeDishonor1
9 posted on
04/15/2016 9:25:31 AM PDT by
vladimir998
(Apparently I'm still living in your head rent free. At least now it isn't empty.)
To: DeathBeforeDishonor1
Epic ! I want the movie rights!! This had me ROFL, gasping in delight at the deadpan delivery. Widowed and cruelly defrauded Sea Monkey heiress forced to live in poverty—as a prepper, no less!—in her mansion! Thread of the day! Thanks for posting.
From the story:
“At times he seemed uninterested, not so much in Sea Monkeys, but maybe in the law in general, or just in the wanton quotidian reality into which we are all born....”
14 posted on
04/15/2016 10:19:23 AM PDT by
mumblypeg
(Reality is way more complicated than the internet. That's why I'm here.)
To: DeathBeforeDishonor1
15 posted on
04/15/2016 10:20:55 AM PDT by
Lurker
(Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.)
To: DeathBeforeDishonor1
This is the best writing in a newspaper I’ve read in years.
L
16 posted on
04/15/2016 10:38:21 AM PDT by
Lurker
(Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.)
To: DeathBeforeDishonor1
Buried in the article:
He understood that when you pit humbug against harsh cold reality, reality doesnt stand a chance. Knowing this explains so much World Wrestling, Taco Bell, Donald Trump.
20 posted on
04/15/2016 11:19:11 AM PDT by
Jeff Chandler
(In this Year of Mercy, may God have mercy on us.)
To: DeathBeforeDishonor1
Thank goodness they stopped with shrimp. Imagine if they could produce millions and millions of Hillarys.
22 posted on
04/15/2016 12:32:20 PM PDT by
bgill
(CDC site, "We still do not know exactly how people are infected with Ebola")
To: DeathBeforeDishonor1
"thousand-yard stare"
23 posted on
04/15/2016 12:52:53 PM PDT by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
To: DeathBeforeDishonor1
24 posted on
04/15/2016 1:44:45 PM PDT by
ifinnegan
(Democrats kill babies and harvest their organs to sell)
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