Time to curse Bernie in Yiddish!
Vern zol fun dir a blintshik, un di kats zol dikh khapn
May you turn into a blintz and be snatched by a cat.
Esn zolstu gehakte leber mit tsibeles, shmalts hering, yoykh mit k’neydlekh, karp mit khreyn,
ayngedemfts mit tsimes, latkes, tey mit tsitrin, yedn tog—un zolst zikh mit yedn bis dershtikn!
May you eat chopped liver with onions, shmaltz herring, chicken soup with dumplings, baked carp with horseradish,
braised meat with vegetable stew, latkes, tea with lemon, every day—and may you choke on every bite!
Loyfn zolstu in beys-hakise yede dray minut oder yede dray khadoshim.
May you run to the toilet every three minutes or every three months.
Fargelt un fargrint zol er vern!
May he turn yellow and green!
“Hast du sehen in deine leben? Dey’re darker dan us!”
Anyway, what makes Bernie different from a typical Kapo? Really.
And may beets grow in his belly, G-d forbid!
Stealing this one:
Loyfn zolstu in beys-hakise yede dray minut oder yede dray khadoshim.
May you run to the toilet every three minutes or every three months.