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TheZMan ^ | 06-17-2016 | TheZMan

Posted on 06/17/2016 4:35:47 PM PDT by NRx

My bet is you are looking at the title of this post and prepared to dismiss it and me as homophobic. I get that and I’m used to it. I’m a white heterosexual male so I’m used to being called a racist, a bigot, a misogynist, an anti-Semite, an Islamophobe, an extremist, a homophobe, a sexist, a cis-genderist and every other epithet one can associate with a victim group, real and imaginary. That’s right. We honky dudes have been accused of discriminating against the imaginary, so as a straight white male, I’m used to it. Despite the fact we created civilization, everyone shits on us these days. That’s gratitude for ya.

Just to get it out of the way, I’m mildly intolerant of homosexuals. Specifically, I think female homosexuality is ridiculous and I think male homosexuality is disgusting. As a point of comparison, I think lima beans are disgusting, but I’m not out at night waging war on legume farmers. What you people do in private may revolt me, but as long as you do it in private and don’t hurt anyone, it’s none of my business. It’s a big world and there is plenty of room for all kinds as long as we make reasonable efforts to respect each other’s point of view. It’s not that hard to be polite.

That’s the problem, of course. For the last few decades, you guys in the Alphabet Soup Community (LGBTQQIP2SAA? Really?) have not been holding up your end of the bargain. Instead of respecting the sensibilities of the majority, you have gone out of your way to offend normal Americans, particularly those of us in the honky community. Turning a St. Patrick’s Day parade into a gay St. Patrick’s Day parade may seem like a hoot to you guys, but it really does piss off the rest of us. You surely know it, but you do this stuff anyway, suggesting the point of it all is to piss of the squares, more than anything else.

Even so, what happened down in Orlando was a terrible thing. As an American, I hate that my government is importing these people into our country. This is both predictable and preventable, but here we are anyway. I’m now seeing news stories reporting that you guys are rethinking your alliance with the Left, particularly when it comes to immigration and guns. Listening to Milo Yiannopoulos, I’m getting the sense that gays may be ready to change teams, so to speak. Having figured out that you have been nothing more than pets to the Left, you are going to join the other team, at least for this election.

That’s a good idea, as the Left is going to keep importing Muslims until the Left is dethroned and purged from society. The Official Right is not much better, but they are a bunch of feckless wussies so no one cares what they think. The Left is the butch side of the ruling class and they love Muslims. The census says we have 3.3 million Muslims as of 2010, so that means the number is probably closer to 5 million now. At a rate of half a million per year, the goal according to Paul Ryan, Muslims will outnumber homosexuals by the end of the decade or thereabouts. Either this changes now or you guys better learn to fly.

Here’s the reason for my note. I’m getting the sense that we in the straight white guy community are supposed to celebrate this change of heart by America’s homosexuals. Gavin McInnes was just out creating a big scene, making out with Milo Yiannopoulos for some reason. Gavin is just a hang around on the alt-right, but he often claims to speak for white guys in the generality. I see some familiar faces embracing the change on twitter so there’s some effort, at least, to figure out how to welcome the gays into the army opposing the Left. No enemies on the Right and all that.

That sounds nice, but I’m not sold. I know more than a few Muslims and they may be crazy, but it’s a crazy I can deal with as a white guy. We white guys are not going to have to worry about the kids seeing guys in assless chaps down at the Ramadan parade. Not having screeching harpies call us sexist because we refuse to pretend biology is a social construct sounds pretty attractive. To be honest, the thought of Muslims pitching the faculty of the Womyn’s Studies department off the roof is not so bad. Yeah, that makes me a bad guy, but I’m used to it. It’s been a long war.

That’s not to say I’m not amenable to welcoming the gays into the revolution. It’s just you guys have to bring more to the party than a fashion sense. The Christian bakers would like a little breathing room. The Boy Scouts would like to be left alone. The guys at the office would like to tell a salty joke without fear of being fired, or worse, being sent off to a reeducation camp. In other words, if you want help with Mohamed, you’re going to have to give some stuff back to us. Otherwise, I think I speak for most straight white guys in saying we’ll roll the dice with Mohamed.

Don’t get me wrong. I’d really rather not have to convert to Islam. I look like shit with a neck beard and I can’t ululate worth a damn. Giving up bacon and beer would really suck, but the Muslims are not wrong about everything. I’m not saying you have to go back in the closet or put up with cops busting up your clubs. Just meet us half way. Show some respect for the majority, leave the Christian bakers in peace and respect the fact that not everyone enjoys seeing a man walking down the street in a gold lamé thong. Maybe stop making us pretend you’re married.

Anyway, if you made it this far, think about it. Keep in mind that about 500 Muslims were imported since Orlando so don’t take too long.

Toodles,

Z


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1 posted on 06/17/2016 4:35:47 PM PDT by NRx
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To: NRx

P.S. There are links in the original post if interested.


2 posted on 06/17/2016 4:40:23 PM PDT by NRx
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>>Yeah, that makes me a bad guy, but I’m used to it. It’s been a long war.

My attitude exactly. I’ve given up caring if any victim group likes me or not. In fact, if they don’t like me, I’m happier because that way I know I didn’t inadvertently engage in any politically correct speech or activity.

In fact, anyone who self-identifies with any victim group is a huge loser in my book. They had a chance to be an American, the greatest thing that a human being can be in this life and they chose to stick a hyphen and victim prefix on it, which is like adding spinner rims to a (insert the greatest vehicle that you can imagine).


3 posted on 06/17/2016 4:43:29 PM PDT by Bryanw92 (If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs, if we had some eggs.)
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I agree that it’s hard to be sympathetic to the Orlando victims when up until that shooting took place those same people were adamantly denouncing us for being Islamophobic and they were the ones insisting that Islam is harmless.

You reap what you sow. And there be some reaping right now.


4 posted on 06/17/2016 4:49:50 PM PDT by MeganC (The Republic of The United States of America: 7/4/1776 to 6/26/2015 R.I.P.)
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I am not homophobic. That implies that I am afraid of homosexuals. I just don’t like their sexual acts.


5 posted on 06/17/2016 4:53:56 PM PDT by WENDLE (Ban Wahhabi sect Sunnis here not our GUNS!!)
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Otherwise, I think I speak for most straight white guys in saying we’ll roll the dice with Mohamed.

This straight white guy does not agree with you. At all.

Your rant started out well, then jumped the shark.

6 posted on 06/17/2016 4:54:57 PM PDT by TChad
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Curious how many Safe-Spacers seek refuge under the LGBT banner; though, they might otherwise be heteros.


7 posted on 06/17/2016 4:57:51 PM PDT by Gene Eric (Don't be a statist!)
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IN the service I was continually subjected to diversity training. I often asked my boss for the remedial version as I just couldn’t seem to catch on. I’ll go to the next course as long as the homosexuals are forced to sit through a basic biology class.


8 posted on 06/17/2016 5:07:53 PM PDT by Archie Bunker on steroids
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Started strong and then blew it. As annoying as the homosexual agenda has been, Islam does not want you annoyed. They want you dead.


9 posted on 06/17/2016 5:08:45 PM PDT by FBRhawk (Pray with faith, act with courage, never surrender!)
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BTT for later reading.


10 posted on 06/17/2016 5:11:22 PM PDT by farming pharmer (www.sterlingheightsreport.com)
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“Toodles”

ROTFLMA!


11 posted on 06/17/2016 5:11:32 PM PDT by Roger Kaputnik (Just because I'm paranoid doesn't prove that they aren't out to get me.)
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To: TChad

I agree with you. This article started out nice but the part about being happy with “mohamed” made me want to vomit.


12 posted on 06/17/2016 5:19:15 PM PDT by Xenodamus (The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. -TJ)
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You don’t recognize the difference between homosexuals and Marxists. It’s an important distinction.


13 posted on 06/17/2016 5:19:19 PM PDT by BfloGuy ( Even the opponents of Socialism are dominated by socialist ideas.)
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There was a lot to be said for “don’t ask, don’t tell”.


14 posted on 06/17/2016 5:19:38 PM PDT by bigbob
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There was a lot to be said for “don’t ask, don’t tell”.


15 posted on 06/17/2016 5:20:29 PM PDT by bigbob
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To: NRx
In other words, if you want help with Mohamed, you’re going to have to give some stuff back to us. Otherwise, I think I speak for most straight white guys in saying we’ll roll the dice with Mohamed.

In a Pig's eye!!!!!!       You don't speak for me Z-bot!

I would rather kiss a queer on the mouth than take a dump on a Musselman! The World will only be freed when Mecca and Medina are smokey green glass and all the followers of the Prophet start using toilet paper and stop kowtowing to their Moon God.

16 posted on 06/17/2016 5:21:56 PM PDT by higgmeister ( In the Shadow of The Big Chicken! - vote Trump 2016)
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I'm good with most of what what you're saying, but I'm a little shaky on that "kissing a queer on the mouth".

I'll pass.

17 posted on 06/17/2016 5:31:01 PM PDT by skimbell
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To: WENDLE
I just don’t like their sexual acts.

It's called being homonauseous.

18 posted on 06/17/2016 5:38:59 PM PDT by PROCON (Americans First or Terrorists First - Choose November 8, 2016)
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...Or converted or paying an oppressive tax in order to live.


19 posted on 06/17/2016 5:39:42 PM PDT by Biggirl ("One Lord, one faith, one baptism" - Ephesians 4:5)
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To: MeganC

...You reap what you sow. And there be some reaping right now...

A Republican sometimes is a Liberal that has been assaulted. Or, worse. They have seen what Democrats have done to them, and just like the Jews, many are saying, Never again. No one deserves to die the deaths they did. Nor, the wounds they endured. God works in those proverbial mysterious ways, doesn’t he?

I welcome them to the band of lawful gun owners. I welcome any otherwise law abiding American to that fraternity although I may disagree with their lifestyle.
After the usurper in the White House saying that victims in the club being equally armed defies “common sense,” buying guns for self defense and defiance is a very human reaction.
That’s why sales have set records since late 2008.


20 posted on 06/17/2016 5:42:05 PM PDT by Sasparilla (Hillary for Prison 2016)
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