You beat me to it, and I promise I didn’t see your post until after I did mine.
No, worries. Hey, I believe you. You are a Republican. :)
A little story of me attending the second W inauguration. Up early after a redeye flight and headed for metro. Bought ticket and headed down the enormous distance on the seemingly never-ending escalator when I realized I left my gloves by the ticket machine. It was freezing out and no gloves would be horrible. Back up the never-ending escalator and went to lost found. MY GLOVES WERE THERE. So I told the guy at lost and found, “Of course my gloves would be turned in. All the Republicans are in town today.”